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Entire fields of science are dedicated to studying human brains and behavior, so it makes total sense that we'd be able to practically read minds, by now. We can definitely do the next-closest thing, which is predicting people's behavior and reading the subtle cues they give off.
We Force-pushed our plasticians to dig into the science and show us the latest findings that will help us to cold-read and influence other people.