25Entry by LilySprite
24Entry by Aaron Matthew Smith
Obviously in our formative years, these toys look badass. And while we understand that hindsight is 20/20, come on -- these things should've never graced our sticky little hands.
Our readers compiled the toys that look less child-friendly, and more like the manufacturer had it out for kids. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...
Congrats, Garam. You win money.
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