17 Famous Movies And Shows (With Ding-Dong Dialogue)

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Movie and TV universes have their own rules, and, right or wrong, they're super well-documented. Which is what makes it extra baffling when a line from a movie seems to contradict the parameters set by the movie itself. Or show -- this happens in television so often it's surprising when there isn't a glaringly oblivious chunk of dialog.

This contest was suggested by Amomaxia, who makes sense in every context. It's his superpower.

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Entry by Scott Laffey

For more than two years now, a man named Forrest Gump, a gardener from Greenbow, Alabama, stopping only to sleep, CRAUI has been running across Ameri

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17 Famous Movies And Shows (With Ding-Dong Dialogue)

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Entry by Andrea Meno

Nick Fury: We learned that not only are we not alone, but we are hopelessly, hilariously, outgunned. AVENTGERS MARVEL He's talking about Thor's arri

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Entry by Kalli

17 Famous Movies And Shows (With Ding-Dong Dialogue)

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Entry by Scott Laffey

In Transformers, Sam Witwicky explains, Anyway, Mr. NBE-1 here, aka Megatron that's what they call him who's pretty much the harbinger of death, want

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Entry by LAJL

17 Famous Movies And Shows (With Ding-Dong Dialogue)

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Entry by LAJL

In Iron Man, which takes place in 2010, Agent Coulson first introduces the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement, and Logistics Division, and

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Entry by BenJFG25

EDGE OF OMORROW Whenever an Alpha is killed, an automatic response is triggered, the Omega starts the day over again Earlier in the movie. Cage kill

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Entry by Gareth

In Season 7 of Friends, when Joey finds an erotic novel in Rachel's room, he reacts with WHOA-HOHOHO! THIS IS A DIRTY BOOK! It's a little odd that h

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Entry by Andrea Meno

Mr. Freeze: What killed the dinosaurs? The lce Age! BATMAN ROBIN No, that came 62.4 million years later.

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

Darth Vader has no problem reading Luke's mind (who has gone through Jedi training) and finding out that he has a sister. YOU have a twin sister. If

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Entry by PookieJones

Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory likes to brag about how he remembers everything: eidetic have an I memory. Yet he forgets about it on numerous

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

SUICIDE SQUAD Amanda Waller states that the the Suicide Squad is a covert task force, not attributed to the US government. We run them convertly, non

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Entry by BenJFG25

Horly Potter Snape says to Harry You have your mother's eyes. Yet when Harry's mom is seen in Snape's memories, she clearly has different colored ey

Aren't Vulcans supposed to be unemotional, with a philosophy based on logic? WHY DID YOU LEAVE HIS BODY ON GENESIS!? SPOCK TRUSTED YOU! Yet Sarek is a

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Entry by Andrea Meno

And these blast points; too accurate for Sand People. Only Imperial Stormtroopers are sO precise. -Obi-Wan Kenobi STAR WARS Have you seen Stormtroop

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17 Famous Movies And Shows (With Ding-Dong Dialogue)