25 Celebs Who Left Reality Behind

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Most of us live in a bubble, these days, we get that. But some celebrities are so wildly out of touch with reality, it's like they live on an entire bubble planet. Surrounded by a ring of bubbles. In a bubble galaxy. That's really, really far away from the rest of us.

If you think we're overreacting to how the rich and famous live, take a look at these stories our readers found about celebrities who really, really need a reality check.

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SALMA HAYEK'S CHILDREN. CAN BE SUCH A HANDFUL. You have to work very hard to please them all, Hayek was quoted as saying in 2014. If you are making

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PATRICK STEWART DIDN'T KNOW YOU CAN GET A SINGLE SLICE OF PIZZA. Sir Patrick was 72 when he learned that you can order just a slice rather than a whol

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TYRESE GIBSON THOUGHT THAT PANDORA RADIO WAS A FAN. Tyrese tweeted his thanks in 2011 to this Pandora girl who seemed to like his stuff SO much. #Visi

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MADONNA RECOMMENDS PEEING ON YOUR OWN FEET. Peeing in the shower is really good, Madonna told a flabbergasted David Letterman in 1994. It fights at

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NANCY GRACE THINKS POT MAKES YOU A MURDERER. According to Grace, if someone commits a crime after smoking weed, it's because they smoked weed. People

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25 Celebs Who Left Reality Behind

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PAUL RYAN LIKES... UH... RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE? Ryan said once that he listened to Rage Against the Machine- which prompted Tom Morello, the band's

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MICHAEL DOUGLAS SAYS GIVING ORAL SEX IS GOOD FOR YOU (ALSO BAD). This particular cancer is caused by HPV, which actually comes about from cunnilingus

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FERGIE DRINKS VINEGAR. Fergie claims that she does shots of organic apple cider vinegar, as it apparently helps the body to digest food and flush out

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KESHA'S PLACENTA GIVES HER SUPERPOWERS (or SO she says). My favorite keepsake is my placenta, Kesha said in 2011. My mom found it in my basement. c

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JENNIFER ANISTON WASTES WATER TO SAVE WATER. Aniston has said that, in order to save water, she takes very short showers -where she also brushes her t

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LADY GAGA FEARS SOMEONE MIGHT STEAL HER CREATIVITY WITH SEX. In a 2010 interview, Lady Gaga shared that she was celibate for an unusual reason: I hav

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ALICIA SILVERSTONE THINKS YOU CAN JUST STOP WORKING. In her book The Kind Mama, Silverstone suggests you should take one year off work to be with your

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HELEN MIRREN NEVER USES THE PHONE. Dame Helen must get a lot of calls from movie producers -which she doesn't pick up. I'm very frightened of the pho

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HEATHER MILLS DOESN'T KNOW HOW MEAT WORKS. The former model and and onetime wife of Paul McCartney thinks it takes you decades to poop out a sausage a

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PARIS HILTON HAS HAD A TOUGH LIFE, APPARENTLY. Hilton, born a millionaire, whose job has always been to be rich and famous for the camera, has gone on

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LARRY DAVID NEVER TOOK A PHOTO. David admitted in 2013 that he doesn't have much enthusiasm for all that photography business. >nutomatio KONICA I've

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NO TIME TO WORK OUT? GWYNETH PALTROW THINKS YOU'RE JUST LAZY. Paltrow thinks you have no excuse not to exercise two hours a day, even if you're a mom.

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DAVID CAMERON KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT HIS VOTERS' DAILY BREAD. Back when he was prime minister of the UK, Cameron was asked on radio if he knew the price

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LAUREN SANTO DOMINGO NEVER WASHES HER OWN HAIR. We're not saying that Santo Domingo's hair is ever dirty. She's an editor at Vogue- -you'll never see


RANDY QUAID IS AFRAID OF STAR WHACKERS. Quaid and his wife have sought refugee status in Canada, claiming they were targeted by a secret conspiracy


NICOLAS CAGE SEEMS CRACKEDcO TO THINK HE HAS INFINITE MONEY. Cage sued his former business manager in 2009 for causing his financial ruin. The manager

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CRACKED COM MEGAN FOX BELIEVES IN LEPRECHAUNS. Fox has said that she believes in the little green Irish dudes. (But not the pot of gold, because rea

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JOHN FLEMING SAYS THAT SIX FIGURES A YEAR AIN'T ENOUGH TO LIVE ON. Today he is Assistant Secretary of Commerce for Economic Development. But back when

HUGH JACKMAN HAD NO IDEA THAT WOLVERINES WERE REAL. While shooting X-Men, it was a shock for him to learn that Wolverine wasn't just a creative supe