The 34 Most Petty Ways You Secretly Judge People

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Most of us think of ourselves as open-minded, but the truth is we're constantly judging people on incredibly stupid stuff. It's probably just mental laziness -- it's much easier to draw a conclusion about a person based on some random thing, than to actually get to know them and make an informed opinion.

Doesn't mean we're going to stop doing it, or anything. We just wanted to see our readers' pettiest, feeblest criteria for deciding a person is stupid, weird, or worse, uncool. Shout-out to Bakudai, whose snap judgments are always reasonable and correct, for thinking up this contest.

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