Famous Quotes And Sayings, Corrected

Social media profiles the world over are loaded with classic quotes and words to live by. But how true are they exactly?

We asked you to take some of our favorite sayings and expose them for the bullshit that they truly are -- and then fix them. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by Gino Reyes

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Entry by Gino Reyes

CRACKEDCOR TO INFINITY. NOTHING IS BEYOND THAT.

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Entry by gingerninja90

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Entry by SarahMarshall

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Entry by John Martin

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Entry by mkad

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Entry by krakenkraked

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Entry by mkad

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Entry by Marconi Rebus

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Entry by guydouglas

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood Of patriots and tyrants... Of course, this is an off-hand, rhetorical comment

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Entry by Scott Laffey

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Entry by John Martin

The Bible speaks- never says anything about the Ark leveling mountains and laying waste to entire regions.

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Entry by Michael Voll

You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just press your tongue against your upper molars leaving a space between your tongue and the roof ofyou

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Entry by 7thdukeofuke

...J want to transmit my application to the Academy this year. You mean the next semester before harvest? You must understand I need you here, Luke. B

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Entry by DoctorNemesis

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Entry by Scribsnow

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Entry by AAEngelman

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Entry by Marconi Rebus

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Entry by phillippbo

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Entry by Jason Iannone

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Entry by 7thdukeofuke

CRACKEDCON ...peace for our time* To be specific, our time means the next eleven months. Today is Sept. 30 1938, and Hitler's invasion of Poland s

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Entry by SarahMarshall

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