24 Childhood-Ruining Facts

The truth can set you free, but it can also make the world a cold and bitter place. What follows is that second kind of truth. We asked our readers to take pop culture staples of our childhood and reveal the disturbing facts we didn't know about them. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by bizmarky

a single scene. never shot fight MORPHIN MIGHTY RANGERS PewER

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Entry by AM Smiley

HOmer MARGE LISA BART Ki CRACKEDCOMT

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Entry by rsc44

MARTO WORLD TIME 002300 X03 1-1 381 THE CLOUDS ARE BUSHES. GRACKED.COM

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The only person in this photo still living is Todd Bridges

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Who Is this swveet littse old tady. you ask? She's Just the original voice actor for Doraemon. Son Goku. Son Gohan. Son Goten. Bardock. Digimon Tamer

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As Andy grew older all of his toys had to sit there motionless while they watched him masturbate. CRACKED COM

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Entry by runner-runner

Comic Sans MS was based on the lettering in Watchmen and The Dark Knight Returns CRACKED.COM

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Entry by rsc44

IT'S ONLY FLOUR, GELATIN, OATMEAL, AND FOOD COLORING. CRACKED

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Entry by RainbowCrash

Voiced by Fergie in 1984 and 1985. CRACKEDCON

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Entry by Nightfly

CRACKEDCON R Thousands of young women were inseminated with Bat-Sperm... They begged for repeated transfusions of our bodily fluids... They wanted pe

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Entry by mightyzamfir

CRACKED cO COM Remember that funny scene where ET gets drunk and falls in the kitchen? It was performed by Matthew De Meritt, a 12-year old boy who wa

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Entry by Manx MacReady

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Entry by mightyzamfir

Sweets containing raspberry, strawberry, or vanilla natural flavoring, such as ice cream, may contain the food additive Castoreum. Castoreum is a su

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CRAGKED Don Ameche was the voice actor for the Golden Retriever Shadow from the 1993 film Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey. A pivotal part of th

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Entry by Kanklefest

CRACKEDOON The Pentagon maintains an official Film Liaison Office in Hollywood with the express purpose of manipulating public perception to aid in re

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Entry by j21

CRACKEDCO COM from Licas that kd Oh man, badass. was So WIZARD THE had the he Even GLOVE POWE Too bad he was sentenced to 10 years' probation for chil

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Entry by heatherly

24 Childhood-Ruining Facts

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Entry by GallopGhost

Anyone who's seen 1983's A Christmas Story remembers this scene, when Flick gets his tongue stuck onto a frozen pole. 13 years later, the actor star

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Entry by drudru

In the original novel The Neverending Story Atreyu The Bastian and Childlike Artax Empress had green had white was a skin and hair & wore was a talki

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Entry by DoctorNemesis

This is Lee Quigley. He played the baby Kal-El in the 1978 Superman movie starring Christopher Reeve. He died in 199 I after an overdose of solvents

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CRACKED COM Billy Blue Ranger David Yost, the Blue Power Ranger, quit the show... Because everyone on set bullied him for being gay.

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Entry by ChevySpoons

Television's Superman was immune to bullets. George Reeves, who played the hero, was not. Reeves died, by gunshot, on June 16, 1959. CRACKEDCON

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Entry by BlondeFury

Back in 1915, Raggedy Ann stood for grief and a medical controversy that cost a little girl her life. Marcella Gruelle, daughter of children's author

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Entry by BradmanTV

SAME ACTRESS! CRACKEDOON

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