15 Movies That Obviously Know Nothing About Drugs & Alcohol

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Know what's hilarious? Those ridiculous, overwrought after-school-style specials cautioning teens about the dangers of drugs and alcohol. They're just so stupid. Know what's not hilarious? The fact that ultra-serious, earnest movies and shows spread even more inane misinformation about drugs and booze.

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15 Movies That Obviously Know Nothing About Drugs & Alcohol

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Cops will never taste test cocaine by licking it not if they value their lives and jobs. Goodfellas (1990) Cocaine can potentially, if rarely, be cut

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In How I Met Your Mother, Lily and Robin discuss how different types of booze have different effects on their friends. The truth is, they all have the


In Pulp Fiction, Mia (Uma Thurman) ODs on heroin and goes into cardiac arrest. Vincent (John Travolta) plunges a syringe of adrenaline into her heart,

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Thanks to the James Bond franchise, everyone mistakenly thinks shaken, not stirred is the way to make a perfect martini. When a martini is. shaken,

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Marcus Burnett in Bad Boys 2, who becomer impotent from an injury accidentally ingests some ecstasy pills that restores his erection. However, ecstasy


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Sobering up is actually a lengthy process. In Blade Runner (1982), Deckard is sitting at his piano, nearly wasted, when he stumbles upon a picture and

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In Meet the Parents, Greg chews nicotine gum like regular gum. CEY But you're supposed to just chew it lightly a few times, then leave it between your

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You can't win a drinking contest and be pretty sober. In Raiders of the Lost Ark, Marion Ravenwood's opponent passed out and yet she barely shows any


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Unless you hit rock bottom, you can't start recovering from drug or alcohol addiction. Right? BASKETBALL CIARIEAS Nope. You see that in some movies, l


15 Movies That Obviously Know Nothing About Drugs & Alcohol