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Think finding a career means resigning yourself to some dull, predictable, monotonous grind that a million other people are already shackled to? Think again. It turns out there are wild, weird, interesting jobs literally all around us. They just need a better social media presence.

So we asked our plasticians (hint: there's one) to tell us about bizarre, overlooked ways real people are earning a living.

Roosters don't have penises making it hard to differentiate between young chickens. This is where the sexer comes in, sorting chicks by gender SO th

Entry by Bill Mead

NASA has a staff sniffer. since you can't open a window to let out aromas, bad smells need to be detected and eliminated here on earth before they're

Entry by Sagar Parikh

It's a job to feel people's faces after they've tested a beauty or skincare product. CRACKED

Entry by Tee Ngin Rui

Both the real and artificial plants on a film set are handled by a GREENSMAN. Shooting a film can take months, and they have to maintain the landscape

Entry by Tee Ngin Rui

Kaufmich, a German social media network for escorts, hired a BROTHEL' TESTER They assess the cleanliness and quality of service at various brothels--

Entry by Andrea Meno

In South Korea, yogurt ladies drive around with mobile fridges selling dairy. 2O1DZE I2ORZE They also check up on old people living alone, keep them

Entry by PollyDarton

Due to severe traffic congestion, Tehran has instituted a policy of people with certain license plate numbers not Mashhd Serals being able to drive do

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