39 Surprisingly Profound Quotes from Unexpected Sources

Buddha, Lincoln, Homer Simpson -- these are men we often look to when we need words of wisdom to push us through life. Often times, though, those words come from completely ridiculous sources.

We asked our readers to show us some of those wise words from not-so-wise men, and gave $200 to the winner ...

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And the winner is ...

Congrats, gingerninja90. You win money.

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