39 Surprisingly Profound Quotes from Unexpected Sources

Buddha, Lincoln, Homer Simpson -- these are men we often look to when we need words of wisdom to push us through life. Often times, though, those words come from completely ridiculous sources.

We asked our readers to show us some of those wise words from not-so-wise men, and gave $200 to the winner ...

Some people have different ways than yours of having fun. You can't judge 'em, you can't dismiss' 'em, and you can't say; 'What an idiot, what a fool

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Entry by furnacewhelp

39 Surprisingly Profound Quotes from Unexpected Sources

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Nature can be lethal. But it doesn't hold a candle to man. - Samuel L. Jackson, Deep Blue Sea

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Entry by Nella96

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Entry by The Lennox

If we are all gonna die anyway, shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? You know, I'd like TO quit thinking of the present ... as some minor insignif

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Entry by anakedjew

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Entry by hotrod2001

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Entry by XanaduBlue

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E never look back darling, it distracts from the now. Edna Mode, The Incredibles

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Entry by Majextic

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Entry by Marconi Rebus

I love you as one loves another person whom one simply cannot do without. You give my life purpose, and maybe that's enough. Because that's just about

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Entry by squawkmookie

Nobody likes to change. ORACKEDo CONT And there's only one thing consistently true. There will be change, and that's just the dilemma of it. There wi

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Entry by MinorShan

The hardest thing in this norld is to live in it. - BUFFY. 'THE GIFT WRITTEN BY JOSS WHEDON CRACKED.COM

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Entry by S Peter Davis

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Entry by whoiswillo

IF YOU PEOPLE ADMIRE NEVER SOMEBODY GET THE YOU FLOWERS SHOULD WHILE GO AHEAD THEY AND COULD TELL THEM SMELL THEM - KANYE WEST CRACKEDCON

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Entry by Scott Laffey

CRACKEDC COM I hate pride, but if I were going to be proud of anything it would have to be something I'd done myself. And race pride is kind of stu

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Entry by Edvamp

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Entry by XanaduBlue

Whenever there is a meeting, a parting is sure to follow. However, that parting need not last forever. Whether a parting be forever or merely for a s

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Entry by CaroSombrero

What the news is feeding us is SO different from what is happening. JennaJameson CRACKED

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Entry by 404notfound

Whoever loves, let him flourish. Lethim perish who knows not love. Let him perish twice whoever forbids love. CELLSLID CLOLIVRIEV CVM AVOOMSTATAC -A

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Entry by whatupduck21

[The public] more readily fall victims to the big lie than the small lie, since they themselves often tell small lies in little matters but would be a

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Entry by squawkmookie

39 Surprisingly Profound Quotes from Unexpected Sources

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Entry by beribimba

HUMAN BEINGS LIKE SUCCESS BUT THEY HATE SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE. ...SO SAYETH CARROT TOP

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39 Surprisingly Profound Quotes from Unexpected Sources

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Entry by Marconi Rebus

People always CRACKEDOON say that you can't please everybody. 6F think thats a copout. Why not attempt it? 'Cause think of all the people will you ple

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CRACKEDG COM Year in and year out, you bring grief on yourselves! All for the sake of getting rich, staying rich, or getting richer still. You'll nev

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Q: If you were to talk directly to the kids at Columbine [high school shooting]... what would you say to them? A: L wouldn't say a u single word to th

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We all want to believe in something bigger than just us... ...We all want to be a part of the greater picture. CRACKED COM ...Hannah Montana

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Entry by PatrickJoy

00 myself happy, that I ever advice to make Best it takes happy is to do whatever others got able make happyo be to other people that 19 make SO Ican'

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RODEO HULK DOES NOT WANT TO FIGHT WITH PUNY HUMANS ALL THE TIME. HULK ONLY WANTS A FRIEND. BUT WHEREVER HULK T GOES, HULK FINDS NO FRIENDS. NO ONE EVE

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You see, when you take life, you live in fear because deep down you know that some day your life will be taken as well. We all have to reap what we so

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Entry by AM Smiley

GRACKED.OON yOU are braver than yOU believe, stronger than yOU seem, and smanter than yoU think. Chpistophep PObin

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Entry by CharginChuck

You have just be at peace with what you are and what you really want to be. Like a lot of people will say, like 'I'm an aspiring artist' or r'I'm an

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Entry by akikalo

CRACKED.COM uTHE ABILITY TO SPEAK DOES NOT MAKE YOU INTELLIGENT. -STAR WARS EPISODE I

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When you do things right.,: ...people won't be sure you've done anything at all -God Entity. Futurama.. Godfellows

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Entry by gingerninja90

NOTHING IS MORE PRECIOUS FOR OUR PEOPLE THAN PEACE BUT IT NOT SONETRING THAT CAN BE ACHIEVED If WE SINPLY CRAVE BEG FOR IT AND Dear Leader Kim Jong-Un

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