The 34 Most Unintentionally Disturbing Children's Products

Before a children's toy can hit the shelves, it has to go through numerous stages of development, safety checks, testing, marketing, and whatever other words are in the glossary of a product development book.

We asked you to show us the toys that some company said "Screw all that noise" to and just shoved them into the stores. Winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by foxjasond

The Guess What? Elmo toy talks about something different each day of the week. This is what he says on Tuesdays: Elmo loves BALLS! Spin here Tunis a

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Entry by Zieniekie

Barbie Be Oreo Barbie! The One Black friend Barbie needs to prove she's not racist, but without the hassel of learninig about Black culture OReo CRA

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Entry by Joh20XD6

ETRANSFORMERS EMME NOTHING WRONG WITH'THIS TRANSFORMER AGES 5+ LEVEL: EXGEPT IT WAS BANNED IN THE U.K. BECAUSE INTERMEDIATE Its NAME SPASTIC IS SLAN

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Entry by glennfrennly

HEY Kids! It's Midge and Baby from the Barbie line! CENSORED creepy Inutero fetus included! Does the fun ever start?! WATTEL

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Entry by davlee1991

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Entry by CheshireGator

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These cuddly plush toys hail from Sweden, where their names are Kiss & Bajs. pec&poo a Pofepe HETrelorn And just in case anthropomorphized urine & f

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Entry by Adogg1991

TM This is the end of the handle of a Wolverine blow-up squeaky hammer, fully licensed by Marvel. As you can see, the blow valve was placed in an inte

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Entry by UADrew

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Entry by Scott Laffey

A toy gun that shoots delicious Pez candies? 98 98 fun to eat fun to shoot Ready- Aim- Firel SanDER TEE CANDY DISIPENSER SEE BACK FOR EXCITING TARGET

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Entry by Kittylouise

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Entry by UguuUguu

CRACKED COR In 2005, this promotional Nintendo DS Mew stylus was actually released in Japan by Nintendo as a Pokemon tie-in. Sales were quickly halted

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Entry by Scott Laffey

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Entry by mkad

TOIE MFIMEIZING SPIDER-MFIN 44.99 But Daddy, I don't want to sit on the Spiderman chair, he's looking up at me as I sit on him, I think he's about to

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Entry by Adogg1991

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Entry by Joobles

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Entry by John E.

English (US) FROM Ugly TO Pretty Play Story More Games There must be a better way to teach that it's the inside that counts and that you're not a hide

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Entry by VioletMarcell

Barlfie Water Park! Puppy Barbie' really squirts water! over 1-ft Barbie really squirts ?! CRACKED COM

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Entry by Jordan Rudow

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Entry by krakenkraked

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Entry by montoure

HEY, KIDS! How'd you like a li'l baby doll that has three different expressions, like this cutie from the 1940's? Happy, sleepy, crying... You just tu

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Entry by WarlordFred

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Entry by Vincent Pall

The award-winning What's In Ned's Head? is an educational toy (albeit one that appeals to kids' penchant for grossness) in which players reach into Ne

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Entry by John E.

Let your young daughter learn how the marvels of modern science and ethics can fix unfortunate people with this Plastic Surgery game where they learn

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Entry by 404notfound

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Entry by El Zoof

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Entry by hrengelberth

CRAGKEDo LET THE KIDS CUDDLE UP WITH ADORABLE PLUSH VERSIONS OF MAGNIFIED MICROBRES, SUCH AS... Ebola! Gonorrhea! Athlete's Foot! Stomach Ache! Sebum!

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Entry by UADrew

GRACKEDCON WONDER WOMAN SAFETY SCISSORS

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Entry by Ruy Platt

This is Analu Sorinho, a Brazilian doll that teaches kids about the joys of having a baby SO sick she needs to be fed intravenously. The I.V. dispense

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Entry by Kittylouise

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Entry by hollyhox13

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Entry by Ted E.

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Entry by Adogg1991

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Entry by JurassicRobot

Manufactured by the Hartland Plastics Company of Wisconsin. the 4th Commandment Switch Plate was touted as Perfect for child's a room. nursery. NEI