30 Facts About Candy
AHHH! Sorry, we didn't see you there. Our teeth, like, really hurt. God, this is pain we never thought we'd suffer. It's probably not a cavity, though, we've never had one of those. Oh, you have? Haha, we bet you have metal fillers too, you dork! Everyone! Come look at the metal fillers dork!
But hey? In all seriousness, we've been eating a lot of candy lately. Like both the chocolate and the fruity kind. Even those weird Mexican ones with the names we can't pronounce. And since candy is so delicious, we thought we'd look up some facts.
Valentine's Day is almost here, when a person's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of candy. With that in mind, here are the strangest, most surprising facts our readers could find about candy in its various forms.
Special thanks to Amomaxia for suggesting this topic. Please direct your complaints about weight gain or cavities to him.