18 Sex Toys From People Who Have Clearly Never Had Sex

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Technology is great and cool, and making everyone's lives easier, right? The thing is, for every guy inventing self-driving cars, there's a guy in the back seat trying to figure out how to turn it it into a sex toy.

So here's a list of ridiculous, real sex toys, brought to you by the guys who could be out there inventing better cell phones or something. If you'd like to read more about these mind-boggling products, there's a link under each one to a related Cracked article.

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18 Sex Toys From People Who Have Clearly Never Had SexFrom 7 Completely Insane Sex Toy Designs.

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18 Sex Toys From People Who Have Clearly Never Had SexFrom 10 Sex Toys That Make Your Weirdest Fetish Seem Sane.

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18 Sex Toys From People Who Have Clearly Never Had SexFrom 5 Sex Toys That Are Clearly Designed for Sociopaths.

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18 Sex Toys From People Who Have Clearly Never Had SexFrom The 25 Most Disturbing Sex Toys.

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18 Sex Toys From People Who Have Clearly Never Had SexFrom The 25 Most Disturbing Sex Toys.

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