18 Sex Toys From People Who Have Clearly Never Had Sex

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Technology is great and cool, and making everyone's lives easier, right? The thing is, for every guy inventing self-driving cars, there's a guy in the back seat trying to figure out how to turn it it into a sex toy.

So here's a list of ridiculous, real sex toys, brought to you by the guys who could be out there inventing better cell phones or something. If you'd like to read more about these mind-boggling products, there's a link under each one to a related Cracked article.

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Entry 18From 7 Completely Insane Sex Toy Designs.

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Entry 17From 5 Products To Celebrate Valentine's Day With Pure Horror.

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Entry 16From 5 Sex Toys That Are Clearly Designed for Sociopaths.

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Entry 12From 5 Terrifying Sex Toys That Prove We're Overthinking Sex.

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Entry 11From 18 More of the World's Most Disturbing Sex Toys.

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Entry 10From 4 Sexual Aides That Were Clearly Designed By Maniacs.

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