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37 Movie Lines So Purely Stupid, They’re Purely Genius

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Movies are absolutely loaded with completely garbage dialog. We're so used to it being hack and terrible that sometimes we miss absolute gems, that somehow manage to rise from the ashes and attain a kind of terrible beauty.

We asked our readers to show us their favorite examples of that, and gave cash to the most brilliant.

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Entry by Andrea Meno

The thing about street fights? ThE street always wins. Dominic Toretto Furious 7 CRACKEDCON

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Entry by Tee Ngin Rui

UNREMARKABLE PEOPLE DON'T WORRY ABOUT BEING UNREMARKABLE. - Joe Goldberg, You CRACKED COM

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Entry by PParker

The closer we are to danger, the farther we are from harm- (It's the last thing he'll expect!) -Peregrine Took The Two Towers CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Michael Riel

CRACKEDcO COM I learned a long time ago that worrying is like rocking chair. It a gives you something to do but it doesn't get you any ywhere. -Van

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Entry by TheClam

Eat sh*t and die, Ricky! US ACICISE 82 9 Eat sh*t and live, Bill -Billy and Ricky Thomas Sleepaway Camp

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Entry by Kevin King

Everyone knows, when you make an assumption, you make an ass out of you and umption. - Mitch Henessey, The Long Kiss Goodnight

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Entry by Giovenna

THE INTEVIEW He's motherf-king butter and peanut jealous! - Dave Skylark CRACKED CON

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BUT IF 'LESS IS MORE', THEN JUST THINK HOW MUCH MORE 'MORE' WOULD BE!' -Frasier Crane, FRASIER, Season 7 'They're Playing Our Song' CRAGKEDOON

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Entry by Tee Ngin Rui

A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth. Barney Stinson, How I Met YourMother CRACKEDOON

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Entry by Scott Laffey

Of course it's happening inside your head, Harry... But why should that mean that it's not real? Albus Dumbledore Hary Potter and the Deathly Hallows:

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Entry by Zanandi Botes

The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you're uncool.' - Lester Bangs ALMOST FAMOUS CRACKED.com

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Entry by kidrawk

CRACKED C COM Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash. - Stinger TOP GUN

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Entry by kidrawk

CRACKEDcO LET'S JUST SAY I PUT HIM IN A HOLE, AND THREW AWAY THE HOLE. -AMANDA WALLER SUICDE HUAD

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Entry by Kalli

Life is too damn short and too damn long to go through without someone at your side. Athos, The Three Musketeers (2011)

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shes all that feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. You know, except for the whole hooker thing. - Laney Boggs CRACKED

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Entry by munagam07

I'm always thinking one step ahead. Like a carpenter that makes stairs - Andy Bernard 1ot Memo the office CRACKEDCON

ALL WORDS ARE MADE UP. -Thor Avengers: Infinity War

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Entry by Andrea Meno

In this universe, there is only one absolute: Everything freezes!' Mr. Freeze, Batman & Robin CRACKED COM

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Entry by SharonN

He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions. -The Sphinx, CRACKEDCON Mystery Men

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Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today. Phil, Groundhog Day CRACKED OON

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Cocktail Everything ends badly, otherwise it wouldn't end. Brian Flanagan

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Entry by Kevin King

Looking at the cake is like looking at the future. Until you've tasted it what do yOU really know? And then, of course, it's too late.' - Merlin, Ex

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Entry by Tee Ngin Rui

37 Movie Lines So Purely Stupid, They’re Purely Genius

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KNOCKED UP It's weird that chairs even exist when you're not sitting on them. Ben Stone WER PALAZZC CRACKED COM

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Entry by Tee Ngin Rui

A lot of people talk smack about how sororities are exclusive and they're a class system. Well guess what? Life is a class system.' -Chanel Oberlin,

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Entry by Tee Ngin Rui

People can live a hundred years without really living for a minute - Logan Huntzberger Gilmore Girls CRACKEDOON

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Why would CRACKEDoO [boiling waterl make eggs hard? It makes pasta soft. -Teddy Sanders Neighbors 2: Sorority Risina A1LB

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Entry by BRWombat

Remember, no matter where you go, there you are. Buckaroo Banzai, THE ADVENTURES OF BUCKAROO BANZAI ACROSS THE 8TH DIMENSION CRACKEDOON

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Entry by Tee Ngin Rui

The less you do, the more you do. - Kunu, Forgetting Sarah Marshall CRACKEDOON

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Entry by Giovenna

CRACKEDC COM Dude, if you get the nachos stuck together, that's one nacho. - J.D. (Saving Silverman)

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Entry by Tee Ngin Rui

My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass. -Ordell Robbie, Jackie Brown

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Entry by Scott Laffey

CRACKEDCO A bird may love a fish, signore ... But where will they live? -Danielle de Barbarac Ever After: A Cinderella Story

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Entry by jakinakacked

II DON'T FORGET I'M HALF HUMAN sO THAT 50% oF ME THAT'S STUPID, THAT'S A 100% You.9 -Star Lord. Avengers:. InfinityaWar CRACKEDGOM

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Entry by PookieJones

Co You're crazy glue like that You stick to things. FLAMILY cy CRACKEDOON

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

CRACKEDcO COM SUICIDE SCUAD Normal's a setting on the dryer. Harley Quinn

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Entry by wonderfloam

The night is a verY dark time CRACKED COM for me. CHAZZ MICHREL MICHOELS BLADESOLG

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Entry by Scott Laffey

CRACKEDC COM It's funny. When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, BOJACK HORSEMAN xX XXX XX XX all the red flags just look like flags.

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