37 Movie Lines So Purely Stupid, They’re Purely Genius

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Movies are absolutely loaded with completely garbage dialog. We're so used to it being hack and terrible that sometimes we miss absolute gems, that somehow manage to rise from the ashes and attain a kind of terrible beauty.

We asked our readers to show us their favorite examples of that, and gave cash to the most brilliant.

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And the winner is ...

Congrats, Scott Laffey. You win money.

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