Please Stop Talking: The Worst Celebrity Life Advice

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Celebrities are good for some things. They entertain us, they sometimes use their oodles of money for the good of others, and the occasional scandal is always absurdly, darkly entertaining.

What they're not good at is giving useful advice. And it's not their fault -- being well-informed definitely isn't in their job description. Famous people can hardly be blamed when some dumb thing they say goes viral, and people take it seriously.

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