Please Stop Talking: The Worst Celebrity Life Advice

Cracked pays people to make smart memes. Visit the Photoplasty and Pictofacts Workshop to get in on it.

Celebrities are good for some things. They entertain us, they sometimes use their oodles of money for the good of others, and the occasional scandal is always absurdly, darkly entertaining.

What they're not good at is giving useful advice. And it's not their fault -- being well-informed definitely isn't in their job description. Famous people can hardly be blamed when some dumb thing they say goes viral, and people take it seriously.

Things like ...

Advertisement

15
Entry by burritomouth

Please Stop Talking: The Worst Celebrity Life Advice

14

Please Stop Talking: The Worst Celebrity Life Advice

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

13
Entry by PookieJones

Please Stop Talking: The Worst Celebrity Life Advice

12

Please Stop Talking: The Worst Celebrity Life Advice

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

11
Entry by Fermosalua3

Please Stop Talking: The Worst Celebrity Life Advice

10
Entry by masta_X

Please Stop Talking: The Worst Celebrity Life Advice

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

9
Entry by Andrea Meno

Please Stop Talking: The Worst Celebrity Life Advice

8
Entry by PollyDarton

Please Stop Talking: The Worst Celebrity Life Advice

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

7
Entry by Andrea Meno

Please Stop Talking: The Worst Celebrity Life Advice

6
Entry by Chan Teik Onn

Please Stop Talking: The Worst Celebrity Life Advice

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

5
Entry by PookieJones

Please Stop Talking: The Worst Celebrity Life Advice

4
Entry by kidrawk

Please Stop Talking: The Worst Celebrity Life Advice

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

3
Entry by Fermosalua3

Please Stop Talking: The Worst Celebrity Life Advice

2
Entry by Andrea Meno

Please Stop Talking: The Worst Celebrity Life Advice

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

1
And the winner is ...

Congrats, Chan Teik Onn. You win money.

Please Stop Talking: The Worst Celebrity Life Advice

To turn on reply notifications, click here

313 Comments

Load Comments

More Pictofacts

All The Hateable Stuff In Beloved Movies & Shows

Cinematic moments we wish had landed on the cutting-room floor.

380

27 Uncomfortable Questions About Food, Answered

Take these with you, the next time you go out to eat.

177

24 Facepalm-Inducing Facts About One Percenters

Scrooge McDuck is real, guys.

339

25 Details From History That Are Just So Gross

Tear up those time machine blueprints right now. Trust us.

165

Here's A Necronomicon Of Amazing Facts About Famous Monsters

Welcome to Monsters 101. No sharpening wooden stakes in class.

162

25 Mysteries That Remain Unsolved, Unexplained, & Unsettling

We know a ton of details about these cases, but still can't solve them.

164