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Toys are carefully planned investments that companies spend countless hours developing in the hopes that children will use them to foster memories that they'll cherish for a lifetime. Sometimes.
Other times, toys are incredibly ill-conceived, embarrassing garbage that toy companies really want you to forget about. But we can't have that.
If you knew how they were made, you'd pass on these foods.
It's always the quiet ones.
But does the Poop Emoji ever say ‘make it so, Number One’ ?
It’s not your fault. Hollywood has a way of making people believe super-untrue stuff.
And now, something Hollywood got right. For a change.