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These 18 Ill-Conceived Toys Are An Embarrassment To Humanity

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Toys are carefully planned investments that companies spend countless hours developing in the hopes that children will use them to foster memories that they'll cherish for a lifetime. Sometimes.

Other times, toys are incredibly ill-conceived, embarrassing garbage that toy companies really want you to forget about. But we can't have that.

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CRACKEDCON THAN A CUDDLIER WHAT'S BABY? A PREMATURE BABY! In a misguided attempt at... well, something, Coleco released preemie Cabbage Patch Kids in

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CRACKEDCO BABY PRINCESS DIANA WILL HAUNT YOU. Ashton-Drake Galleries makes creepy realistic baby dolls for adults to treat like real infants. Not dist

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PINK RIBBON wrer BARBIE HOW SHOWED GLAMOROUS CANCER CANCER CAN BE. In 2006, Mattel wanted to honor breast cancer survivors with their Pink Ribbon Barb

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AS A MONKEY? A BLACK PERSON ADORABLE! SAID. SOMEBODY EVER OBJECT. WILL NO ONE A sock monkey representing Barack Obama was released by a Utah-based

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PEEAPOO PLUSHIES SWEDISH SH*T OUT THE WILL CONFUSE OF YOUR CHILDREN. Pec&poo There's making toilet training fun, and there's encouraging your toddlers

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