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Toys are carefully planned investments that companies spend countless hours developing in the hopes that children will use them to foster memories that they'll cherish for a lifetime. Sometimes.

Other times, toys are incredibly ill-conceived, embarrassing garbage that toy companies really want you to forget about. But we can't have that.

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CRACKEDCON THAN A CUDDLIER WHAT'S BABY? A PREMATURE BABY! In a misguided attempt at... well, something, Coleco released preemie Cabbage Patch Kids in

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PINK RIBBON wrer BARBIE HOW SHOWED GLAMOROUS CANCER CANCER CAN BE. In 2006, Mattel wanted to honor breast cancer survivors with their Pink Ribbon Barb

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