Here Are 26 Celeb Backstories That’ll Cook Your Noodle

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There's so much media devoted to revealing every detail of celebrity lives, you'd think we'd all be completely familiar with every nuance of every famous person's past. But as it turns out, the paparazzi have been falling down on the job.

Otherwise, how could we not know about:

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