22 Ways Sex Can (And Did) Go Horrifyingly Wrong

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You'd think because of all the lying down involved, sex would be pretty safe. You'd be mistaken. People injure themselves doing sex stuff all the time, and we've got the horror stories to prove it.

Doctors and emergency rooms are constantly treating people whose sexual encounters have had horrible, nightmare-inducing consequences. For example:

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