Stupid, Minor Mistakes You Can't Stop Yourself From Making

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Human beings are creatures of habit, even when those habits are super-dumb. We asked our readers to show us the stupidest, most inconsequential things that they keep doing wrong, even though they know their lives would be much easier if they did them differently.

Entry by wonderfloam

Every week I plan to take out the trash before I start binge-watching and fall asleep in front of the T'V. And every week I end up chasing the garbage


When it's raining, I'll always insist on leaving home without an umbrella. I'm confident that I'lL be able to avoid getting wet. But I always end up l

Entry by Karitamonster

I aluays try to assemble things without looking at the instructions. It only takes longer.

Entry by Sonny Time

I drink water right before going to bed. When I'm standing in front of the toilet in the middle of the night, I have to keeP reminding myself to stop

Entry by scandata

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Entry by Sonny Time

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Entry by Fermosalua3

I'm a scatterbrain and I'm aware of it. I misplace my cell phone a gazillion times a day. But I insist on keeping it always on silent mode, making it

Entry by PookieJones

CRACKEDON ME RUN FOR COVER OVERFLOWING PASSABLE FINE Even though I'm disgusted by having to gingerly place an empty can of tuna onto the Leaning Tower

Entry by PookieJones

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Entry by ERRiley

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Entry by culturekills

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I've always been an early adopter of new video game tech. Even after my Nintendo DS covered in dead pixels, my all but unused Wiiu, and countless bugg

Entry by culturekills

After reading in bed for g bit, I find myself getting tired, and not wanting to break my glasses if I doze off, I take them off and put them on the ne

Entry by ERRiley

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

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Entry by Busteq

I keepanswering calls from unknown numbers... when in this day and age, all of them are either: 1-Wrong numbers. 2-Telemarketerso CRAGKEDCOM

Entry by ERRiley

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Entry by Ashebox

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Entry by Busteq

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Entry by ERRiley

Even though there is an arrow showing me which side of the car my gas tank is on, still pulr up on the WRONG side of the damn pump! GRAICKEDCOM

Entry by Giovenna

Yeah... I don't have to write that down, I'll remember it later. A FEW MOMENTS LATER: Wait, what was that thing I'm supposed to remember? CRAGKEDAON