29Entry by WhiteCells
28Entry by E. J. Diaz
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We're sick of yawning our way through another zombie-fest. Those slow-moving bores have become wallpaper in so many shows that they hardly even catch our attention. Vampires? Those sparkly drama queens are too busy chasing high school girls to be remotely frightening. Yet they're still the alphas over werewolves. And serial killers? These days they're the heroes of their own shows.
No, what we need are some brand-new monsters. Such as these well-established terrors from around the world.
Congrats, Chan Teik Onn. You win money.
We’re not just different. We’re bizarrely different.
Sometimes you play the role. Sometimes the role plays you.
Your next tweet could spawn an entire extended universe.
Wonder if we can sue for emotional damages.
Turns out greed is the mother of invention.