33 Everyday Things That Scared The Crap Out Of You As A Kid

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It's fairly scary, being a child. There are lots of important, serious things to worry about. Which makes it all the more puzzling when we wind up being afraid of random, mundane things that aren't actually frightening or dangerous.

We asked our Plasticians to tell us about the irrational fears that plagued them, as kids, and gave cash to our favorite stories.

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