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33 Hamfisted Attempts To Use Sex To Sell Unsexy Products

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Sex sells. Or, more to the point, advertising companies think sex sells. So they try to work the bow-chicka-bow-wow factor into all of their campaigns -- even when it makes no sense whatsoever. And these ads are everywhere, from the glitziest Super Bowl ad to the tiniest Netflix thumbnail.

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