33 Hamfisted Attempts To Use Sex To Sell Unsexy Products

Cracked pays people to make smart memes. Visit the Photoplasty and Pictofacts Workshop to get in on it.

Sex sells. Or, more to the point, advertising companies think sex sells. So they try to work the bow-chicka-bow-wow factor into all of their campaigns -- even when it makes no sense whatsoever. And these ads are everywhere, from the glitziest Super Bowl ad to the tiniest Netflix thumbnail.

Things like ...

Advertisement

33
Entry by kidrawk

33 Hamfisted Attempts To Use Sex To Sell Unsexy Products

32
Entry by kidrawk

33 Hamfisted Attempts To Use Sex To Sell Unsexy Products

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

31
Entry by Dared00

33 Hamfisted Attempts To Use Sex To Sell Unsexy Products

30
Entry by gicusudoru

33 Hamfisted Attempts To Use Sex To Sell Unsexy Products

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

29
Entry by sonoftime

33 Hamfisted Attempts To Use Sex To Sell Unsexy Products

28
Entry by sonoftime

33 Hamfisted Attempts To Use Sex To Sell Unsexy Products

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

27
Entry by PollyDarton

33 Hamfisted Attempts To Use Sex To Sell Unsexy Products

26
Entry by sonoftime

33 Hamfisted Attempts To Use Sex To Sell Unsexy Products

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

25
Entry by Scott Laffey

33 Hamfisted Attempts To Use Sex To Sell Unsexy Products

24
Entry by lemonstar

33 Hamfisted Attempts To Use Sex To Sell Unsexy Products

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

23
Entry by gicusudoru

33 Hamfisted Attempts To Use Sex To Sell Unsexy Products

22

33 Hamfisted Attempts To Use Sex To Sell Unsexy Products

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

21
Entry by Scott Laffey

33 Hamfisted Attempts To Use Sex To Sell Unsexy Products

20
Entry by PookieJones

33 Hamfisted Attempts To Use Sex To Sell Unsexy Products

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

19
Entry by Scott Laffey

33 Hamfisted Attempts To Use Sex To Sell Unsexy Products

18
Entry by Chan Teik Onn

33 Hamfisted Attempts To Use Sex To Sell Unsexy Products

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

17
Entry by lemonstar

33 Hamfisted Attempts To Use Sex To Sell Unsexy Products

16
Entry by JarOCats

33 Hamfisted Attempts To Use Sex To Sell Unsexy Products

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

15
Entry by JarOCats

33 Hamfisted Attempts To Use Sex To Sell Unsexy Products

14
Entry by Scott Laffey

33 Hamfisted Attempts To Use Sex To Sell Unsexy Products

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

13
Entry by JarOCats

33 Hamfisted Attempts To Use Sex To Sell Unsexy Products

12
Entry by JarOCats

33 Hamfisted Attempts To Use Sex To Sell Unsexy Products

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

11
Entry by sonoftime

33 Hamfisted Attempts To Use Sex To Sell Unsexy Products

10

33 Hamfisted Attempts To Use Sex To Sell Unsexy Products

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

9
Entry by Scott Laffey

33 Hamfisted Attempts To Use Sex To Sell Unsexy Products

8

33 Hamfisted Attempts To Use Sex To Sell Unsexy Products

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

7
Entry by JarOCats

33 Hamfisted Attempts To Use Sex To Sell Unsexy Products

6
Entry by munagam

33 Hamfisted Attempts To Use Sex To Sell Unsexy Products

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

5
Entry by Phighter

33 Hamfisted Attempts To Use Sex To Sell Unsexy Products

4
Entry by gicusudoru

33 Hamfisted Attempts To Use Sex To Sell Unsexy Products

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

3
Entry by JarOCats

33 Hamfisted Attempts To Use Sex To Sell Unsexy Products

2
Entry by kidrawk

33 Hamfisted Attempts To Use Sex To Sell Unsexy Products

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

1
And the winner is ...

Congrats, sonoftime. You win money.

33 Hamfisted Attempts To Use Sex To Sell Unsexy Products

To turn on reply notifications, click here

171 Comments

Load Comments

More Pictofacts

Things That Exist In One Place, Period

The good news is, it’s theoretically possible to see this stuff.

120

Minor Details That Give Away Huge Plot Points

There's a reason you predicted that plot twist.

113

Famous People Who Dodged Huge (Sometimes Literal) Bullets

If this were a Final Destination movie, these celebs would be in trouble.

133

Pop Culture That's Older Than It Seems

Break out the hipster glasses, because it’s time to appreciate some original, unknown versions.

125

Weird Stuff That Celebs Dig For Some Reason

And you thought your hobbies were weird.

170

Ordinary Things That Shouldn't Be Infuriating, But Are

Get ready to put your fist through a wall.

272