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Sex sells. Or, more to the point, advertising companies think sex sells. So they try to work the bow-chicka-bow-wow factor into all of their campaigns -- even when it makes no sense whatsoever. And these ads are everywhere, from the glitziest Super Bowl ad to the tiniest Netflix thumbnail.

Things like ...

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For some bizarre reason, Sony decided that the best way to advertise the dual touch panel functionality of their new Playstation Vita console... TOUCH

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CRACKED.COM Fleggaard (a Danish owned shop) had a washer on sale, So they made a parachuting commercial with topless women They never showed the washe

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After licking its wounds from accusations of racism in a previous campaign, Popchips decided to go another route: COMPARING THEIR SNACKS TO KATY PERRY

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CRACKEDOO CON For Mewier This 20 10 Thai print ad features a nice pair of voluptuous knees to sell Boots Body Cream. For sexier knees, of course.

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ESTRELLA INSURANCE needed an eye-catching way to show people how much money they'll save. So they plastered buses with images like these ... CAR INSUR

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CRACKEDGOM Cheena oos for adult In an effort to sell lollipops to adults, Chupa Chups stuck a sucker stick on called a boob and it a day.

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CRACKED.CON You haven't seen FOOD PORN until you've seen the 2014 edition of the Canadian restaurant guide, Le Guide Restos Voir. 18-+ 18-+ ONEST HEUD

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How do you make HEARING AIDS SEXY? WIDEX.CO. TO HEAR NO EVIL WOULD BE A BIT OF A SHAME WIDEX HEARING AIDS HEARD BUT NOT SEEN This is how WIDEX did it

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33 Hamfisted Attempts To Use Sex To Sell Unsexy Products

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33 Hamfisted Attempts To Use Sex To Sell Unsexy Products

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