23 State Mottos (Revised for Statistical Accuracy)

States tend to focus on the positive and ignore the negatives when it comes to the slogans they print on their license plates and state signs. We asked you to make them more informative using the power of internet research and image manipulation. The winner is below, but first the runners up...

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Entry by Hans_Solo

Lock Up Your Daughters in VISSISSIPPI Highest Teen Pregnancy Rate Per Capita GRACKEDOON

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Entry by Sksmith

WELCOME TO ILLANOIS THE LAND OF LINCOLN Four'of our last five Governors went'to jail. OTENTIAF CRACKED.COM

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Entry by j21

WELCOME TO COLOR FUL COLORADO *FEATURING ALMOST 12 NON-WHITE PEOPLE! 0 CRACKEDO

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Entry by ditmarscage

CRACKED COM Welcome to Alabama the Beautifu[ Interracial marriage legal since the year 2000 Governor Bob Riley

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Entry by HaywireLiar

CRACKED COM WYOMING It's gonna happen eventually.

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Entry by torydanos

ORACKED CONT oN GRASS THE Welcome to 16 South Carolina THE I a PLAY BALL! STATE LAW HEADLIGHIS ON WHEN PAINING

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Flerida Britbon Hill, 345 ft. CRACKED CON Lowest Higlo PPoiat! America's of VISITOR A DNLNA VVAKIVUINE ome FLORIDA RESIDENTS CAN USE DEADLY FORCE Brad

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Entry by AM Smiley

CRACKEDCON COM Welcome to California One out of every eight Americans is already here.

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Entry by scoobydeb

CRACKED COM WELCOME TO MISSISS SSISSIPPI Birthplace ofe America's babies born out of wedlock Taking the sanctity of marriage very seriously. Almost ha

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CRACKED GOM WELCOME 0 TO NEW YORK 2%0 OF OUR POPULATION IS DESCENDED FROM ONE ANCIENT IRISH KING.

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Entry by ComradeZombie

to CRACKEDG COM Welcome UTAH The Online Porn Capital of America!

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Aloha from 40. of the people arrested here test positive for meth! CRACKEDC

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Entry by StevieWigs

Pennsy lvania lvania Welcomes You Hope you don't want booze on Sunday 800-VISITPA visitPA.com 15 CRACKED

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Entry by johnli27

CRAGKEDCO CON Welcome To VERMONT Permit, what permit?

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Entry by JackSlade

Welcome to California We have external more debt than 138 countries! ENTERING PACIFIC TIME

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Entry by jerewhit

Teras ta Welcome Ass! Kick canada's We In greenhouse gas Emissions)

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Entry by HaywireLiar

23 State Mottos (Revised for Statistical Accuracy)

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Entry by HaywireLiar

CRACKED cO COM Welcome to WEST VIRGINIA WIDEST AND THE WORST! Highest Obesity (35.3 Blood Pressure (38. 9%), Diabetes 15.7%). Most Smokers, and Overal

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Entry by GrannyGrump

CRACKEDCON Welcome to ELAWARE NO SMALL WONDERS AMERICA'S HIGHEST ABORTION RATE NO FETUS CAN BEAT US!

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Entry by DutchHoward

CRAGKEDCO CON Massachusetts Home of name: Lake eChargoggagooemnt slongest placer U99. Indians should be paying S reparations for that one DO 90

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Entry by DutchHoward

VIRGINLA HAS THE ONLY STATE SEAL THAT DEPICTS NUDITY 1776 201 YEARS MIRGINIA XXVIIT BEFORE BOWL THE SUPER PRICE BEFORE RST IN IS NIPPLE SLIPPAGE YEARS

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Entry by GrannyGrump

CRACRED Con MIAOUDI welcome TO THE SHOW-ME STATE Movmons no welcome! Extermination.orde rescinded in 1976

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Entry by tj21

WELCOME TO NewJersey THE LOWEST SUICIDE RATE IN AMERICA... GO FIGURE

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