21 Movies & Shows Butchered By Censors

A snip here, a cut there, and holy smokes, what happened?
21 Movies & Shows Butchered By Censors

Early 1980s serial movies and splatter pictures replete with  assault, graphic images of murder, and buckets of Caro syrup which, for just a brief while in Thatcher-era Britain, were deemed the foundation of all evil was, and dubbed (weirdly) "video nasties." 

For years, regulators in the United Kingdom deemed some of modern pop cultures most severe instances, whether domestic or imported, to be cinema non grata. Once videotapes were introduced, unfortunately, a lot of horror films deemed too graphic for the general audience worked their way into people's VCRs. Still, you could suddenly watch eyeballs being scratched out and intestines being ripped from victims repeatedly.

Editing is such a complex and essential art form that it has its Academy Award. Unfortunately, those same talents are being used to edit, butcher, and otherwise retool entertainment to the point that it is completely unrecognizable. For a variety of causes.

rs1, who only uses his blackbelt editing talents for good, suggested this tournament.

X The Vietnamese version of Fifty Shades of Gray had no sex. Vietnamese audiences were confused when they saw a theatrical version of Fifty Shades of
A line in Casino went, We may have to kick a *e's a*k outta town. ROBERT JOE DENIRO SHARON PESCI STONE CASINO A MARTIN SCORSESE PICTURE The TV versi
A Dutch Christian public broadcasting company changed David Attenborough's documentaries to support creationism. They cut lines, replaced spoken Engli
The Star Trek episode Amok Time showed us Vulcans' mating season, which is triggered by a condition called Pon Farr which would kill Spock unless
IHORO The Pokemon movie is actually a retelling of the classic Frankenstein story, which ends with the lesson that life is precious no matter how it c
Why did you take ours and not give up your own? I HAD TO, YOU **** *! What did Starlight Glimmer say to make Canada's Treehouse TV censor My Little
SCAREACE was incredibly difficult to censor for TV because of its constant use of profanity. So, the censors had to get... Where'd you get the beauty
In the TVedit of Snakes on a Plane, the film's iconic line: I've had it with these motherf* *cking snakes on this motherf *cking plane! Became: I'v
Chinese government censors were very heavy-handed when editing Skyfall. One scene where a French hitman kills a Chinese security guard was completely
The Chinese version of Men in Black 3 is missing 13 minutes. The part of the movie that takes place in Chinatown, both the aliens disguised as Chinese
Delta Airlines showed an edited version of the movie Carol in which the lesbian lovers, played by Cate Blanchett and Rooney Mara, never even kiss!
The Wolf of Wall Street is filled with sex scenes and swear words, SO 45 minutes of its total runtime were cut upon entering the United Arab Emirates.
Piranha 3D for Indian TV cut the gore and nudity, which is half of the movie. TO avoid the hiccups in the musical score that ocCurRED with every cut,
Grace Kelly's and Clark Gable's lines in Mogambo changed in Spain, SO they weren't adulterers. They were now brother and sister- but still shared a be
The Arabic version of The Simpsons was almost a completely different show. VvU Ma Drnt CACT PId 277 The beer-swilling, bacon-loving lout that is Homer
CRACKED COM A Grey's Anatomy doctor suggested a patient smoke one cigarette a day to relax. In France, the suggestion changed to eating one bowl of ri
In the kid's cartoon Steven Universe, a lesbian couple sucks at baseball because they can't stop flirting with each other. USA SWEDEN -I'm trying, but
Due to the stereotypical appearance of Sao Feng, the Pirate Lord of Singapore, 10 minutes of his screentime were cut from the Chinese release of Pirat
In the edited-for-television version of KUSTBUSTERS the lines where Stantz and Venkman refer to Peck as being d!ckless were changed to calling Peck
The Chinese CRACKED version of The Shape of Water edited out the masturbation scene and most of the 55 2 5 10 sex scenes. In addition to affecting the
The TV cut of The Matrix turns the edgy rebels into youth pastors- Replacing Jesus Christ! with: Jeepers Creepers! And Neo's badass line How abou
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