20 Completely Irrational Reactions By Rational Characters

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When it comes to filmmaking, one of the top priorities is telling a powerful, cohesive story. Just kidding! Storytelling that makes sense will always take a backseat to hastily cobbled-together crap that furthers the plot.

Which is how we ended up with these very, very dumb character reactions. Behold ...

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Entry by PollyDarton

20 Completely Irrational Reactions By Rational Characters

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WHen Ant-man TuRnS GIAnT DURING THE AIRPORT FIGHT, HE RISKS A LOT. He onLy DID IT once BEFORE. AND SAYS He COULD TEAR HIMSELF in HALF. CAPAN CAPTAIN A

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20 Completely Irrational Reactions By Rational Characters

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When Peter Parker, a teenager, tells Tony Stark, an adult, that he can't leave school and go to Germany, Tony's first reaction isn't to ask him to thi

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So suppose some guy leaves his wife and daughter to pursue a career in music. Do you: A: Consider him culpable for his Own decisions, or... B. Blame m

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Entry by Kevin King

20 Completely Irrational Reactions By Rational Characters

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Entry by PookieJones

The prince from Beauty and the Beast turns away the enchantress. Her reaction? She puts a curse on him else everybody and to live who happens in his c

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Entry by PollyDarton

Mr. Big mumbles one line about cold feet before his wedding to Carrie Bradshaw. SEXHHCITY THE TH OVIE So naturally Carrie runs screaming from the venu

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To prove that she's practically a god after overdosing on brain-unlocking drugs, the titular character in Lucy traumatizes some guy by making him re-l

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Entry by Kalli

The first time we see Daniel, he's giving the eulogy at his beloved CRACKED CON wife's funeral. A week later, he breaks down in front of his best frie

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Entry by PookieJones

Buddy Pine became Syndrome, a supervillain, all because Mr. Incredible didn't want a sidekick. CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Gareth

BY THE END OF ROGUE ONE, IT'S CLEAR THAT TARKIN IS A MUCH PETTIER PERSON THAN THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY SUGGESTS BUT THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN WHY HE NEEDS TO D

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Entry by PookieJones

20 Completely Irrational Reactions By Rational Characters

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SchoolorRoc Dewey Finn is the coolest, and most laid- back teacher but when one of his students goes off to play cards with some people, he furiously

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Entry by Quinton Darby

SPECT RE When his father adopts a recently-orphaned James Bond, Blofeld retaliates by: O Killing his father O Faking his death O Building a criminal e

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ONCOE U PON TIME When Regina's mother, Queen Cora, finds out that her daugher has fallen in love with Daniel, a lowly stable boy, she rips his heart o

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CRACKED CAI JAIA CAPTAIN AMERICA When Tony finds out that Bucky killed his parents, he tries to murder him. He does this even knowing that Hydra had u

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20 Completely Irrational Reactions By Rational Characters

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

SHL HI Gwen Grayson becomes a supervillain known as Royal Pain and attempts to destroy her school... ...because they made her a sidekick.

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20 Completely Irrational Reactions By Rational Characters