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21 Things You Do To Save Time That Definitely Don’t Help

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Everyone's in a rush, literally all the time. The thing is, there are things we do that make us feel like we're saving time, that absolutely do not save us a nanosecond. We realize this, and yet we do them anyway.

Things like ...

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Entry by WhiteCells

0 always park my car backwards So 0 can 'save time when 0 take it out Of the parking space. However: The time it The time it takes for takes for me t

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Entry by wonderfloam

I always think I'll save time by using the quick wash option on my dishwasher... start delay start 1 Srlned 30 dry Quick Wash ...but I end up spending

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Entry by SmolBean

CRACKED COM I have realized that switching queues in a grocery store in an attempt to get to the cashier faster often results in the queue I just left

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Entry by Sonny Time

21 Things You Do To Save Time That Definitely Don’t Help

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Entry by scandata

I keep all my files Cat Pictures House Cats strictly organized Big Cats Cats SO I Exotic can narrow Beautiful Cats down exactly what Funny Cats Lions

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Entry by rs1

When I get home, I rush through the gate and push it hard as I keep walking, hoping it will latch. Of course, this never works and I have to go back a

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Entry by PollyDarton

my alarm was making snooring me late to work SO I started setting my alarm to the exact time I need to 7:00 get up... Aom but then I hit snooze anyway

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Entry by PookieJones

After washing socks, 0 hang them on the rack In pairs. As though it takes less time to sort them when they're wet than when they're dry. CRACKEDGOM

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Entry by MiaVega

I use the self check out Jane to get out of the store faster... CRA ERROR rrro ceeo LADOO LAVO MUFFIN sacks 30or VALUE SURER SIE EEWD but the machine

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Entry by Ka-ga-mi

I often do important tasks while on the subway train. Then I get absorbed in them and end CRACKED.COM up missing my station.

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Entry by ERRiley

To save time on cleaning, bought a robot vacuum., Do before vacuuulming. Now I Pick up everything that can possibly get stuck in robot spend causing i

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I spend tons of My Front Page time developing Premium playlists of the Favorites podcasts that Saved listen Episodes I to, SO just culture I pop can h

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Entry by docbtbone

Asking a smart device a question instead of typing into a search engine. I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. By the third time I asked Alexa how to boil a

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Entry by PookieJones

O take grocery bags from the car to the house in one trip. Even though that means E waste time stacking them up and that I'm much slower when I carry

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CRACKED CO COM LLM If I'm in a hurry, always go with the drive-thru instead of going inside, even when I see a line of cars circling the building.

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

I tend to do multiple tasks at once despite knowing that the quality of the end result will be subpar. Because of that, I always end up spending more

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CRACKED COM I'LL SPEND 10 MINUTES CIRCLING A PARKING LOT LOOKING FOR THE CLOSEST POSSIBLE PARKING SPOT. ALMOST EVERY TIME, IT WOULD BE FASTER TO PARK

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I take the route to work with 5 traffic lights instead of 3 stop signs, because if I hit them all green I save 4 minutes. This has happened twice. For

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Entry by Scott Laffey

When pumping gas, I'Il do those short squeezes toward the end so I land on a nice round dollar amount. That way balancing my checkbook will go quicker

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CRACKED.GOM WHENI'M RUNNING SHORTON TIME, LL BRUSHI IN THE SHOWER. BUT THEN 1 WIND UP STAYINGIN THE SHOWER LONGER, AND GETING LESS CLEAN.

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