Here's Why Every Single Superhero Power Would Ruin Your Life

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We've all fantasized about what it would be like to possess the power of our favorite superhero, and Hollywood's unwritten rule that every new movie must now contain at least one character with superpowers is helping to ensure the superpowered daydreams of a whole new generation. But since we here at Cracked love nothing more than to curb-stomp your childhood fantasies, we're about to show you how having your favorite superpower would likely have pretty shitty -- if not completely disastrous -- results.

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