27 Disturbing Things Your Boss Actually Made You Do

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There's a reason The Office was such a runaway hit. It pointed out how bizarre the average workplace is. So we asked our readers to look into their own job histories and tell us the strangest things their bosses actually asked them to do. And it turns out that between insane rules and bizarre requests from disturbingly shameless supervisors, the modern workplace is more headscratching than ever.

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My boss made me interpret his dreams even though I don't have a degree in Psychology. One of them involved killing an employee with a stapler. CRACKED

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Working as a groundskeeper at a park, my supervisor would hand me his phone, boot up Pokemon Go, and ask me CRAUN to tend to certain areas of the park

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My boss made me watch telenovelas during work time and take notes. We also discussed them later in detail. It was a brain-numbing experience. TELENOVE

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When I was 15 I got a job in retail. I couldn't legally work past 9pm, SO my boss would just have me punch out at 8:59pm then keep working until the j

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CRACKEDo When I worked at a pizza joint the owner gave us crystal clear instructions: phone orders come before in-house customers. He always said The

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One year, my company had an outing on a small cruise ship. During the event, my boss-and CEO of the company-n -made me ask the captain to change the d

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Every week, my boss had me send flowers to both his wife and mistress. I was to always say I love you in the message because Women like it when you

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My boss asked me to make a hotel reservation for an out of town visitor. The stinger however, was that the reservation should be in my name. It turned

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CRACKED.CO line 41. enter COM than F C 1040 Form Ded My boss had me do his taxes one year Despite my objections, he said he had complete confidence in

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My boss gave me some money and asked me to buy a black bikini in a specific size with it. He said he couldn't be seen buying it himself. CRAGKEDCON

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My boss made me travel across town to his apartment during the work day to deliver an envelope of money for his haircut. El m Ti HAIRCUT $$$ ??2 CRACK

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The principal of the aa school where I used to Bb work demanded that we come to school on Saturdays, although there wouldn't be any students there. Sh

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My boss made me go downtown to bail our accountant out of jail.

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A pet store owner insisted we all write positive yelp reviews DPRASL APRAL OAA TYOR UI OMU Life Gren He told some of US to not use all5 stars. in or

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At the store I worked at, my male boss instructed me that whenever an attractive female shopper came in, I was to alert him sO that he could be the on

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CRACKED CO I had to blue screen my boss's wife into a virtual set where she recited poetry she wrote.

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My manager once tried to boost the productivity by providing my team energy drinks. He demanded that we chug them, twice a day. otooorom u awnd Radeoi

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My boss brought her baby to work SO she wouldn't have to pay for a sitter. Then she asked me: M Would you hold my baby whilel go do something real qui

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During my brief few months working as a research assistant in a college, my supervisor insisted that I keep a beard whenever I had to attend a confere

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