26 ‘Happy’ Hollywood Endings That Weren’t So Happy

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Most movies and TV shows wrap things up in a nice, happy little package so we'll walk away feeling warm and fuzzy. The thing is, sometimes those endings aren't actually happy, when you think about them even for a second.

We asked you to splash some well-known happy endings with the cold shower of reason. Here's what you came up with:

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Entry by John Sherwood

CRACKED CO COM At the end of THE LAST CRUSADE, Indiana Jones and his friends ride away from the grail temple, leaving the cup unguarded on a ledge. Yo

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Entry by Scott Laffey

In Frozen, sisterly love saves the day and Queen Elsa learns to control her ice powers. All is right in Arendelle! Except its citizens swiftly turned

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Entry by PollyDarton

Phil's perfect day breaks the spell, OROUNDHOR DAY but after the all that repetition, CHAOS will break him. Since he experienced years (maybe decades

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THE PRINCESS FRG AND IFIE Ending on an upbeat note, Tiana and Naveen open their new restaurant to begin their life together. On a downbeat note, they'

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Entry by T. S. Obiech

STUART LITTLE The Happy Ending... Stuart is reunited with the Little family, and it's like the end of a fairy tale. But, remember those cats who t

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IARZAN Tarzan got along with Jane and the few people in her party, but he's going to have no idea how to behave in a city as densely populated as Lond

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Entry by JPassalacqua

LEre HE CRACKEDCOMT The Lego Movie ends, and EVERYTHING IS AWESOME ... Except for the fact that Emmet has to live with the crippling realization that

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Entry by Ka-ga-mi

At the end of Hancock (2008), the immortals Hancock and Mary move on from each other. Except Mary has a husband and a son, both of whom she is going t

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Entry by JarOCats

CRACKEDCOM. SEAN The ending might be CONNERY happy for Bond (even IS if Blofeld escapes): JAMES BOND As always, he gets the IAN FLEMINGIS girl, and we

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

At the end of Fight Club, Jack gets rid of his evil split personality Tyler Durden by shooting himself and watches buildings rigged by Durden explode.

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Entry by TheClam

THE DARK KNIGHT RISES A RADIOACTIVE weapon detonated a few miles off the coast of a major metropolitan area Infrastructure has been destroyed Thousand

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Entry by Kevin King

At the end of 101 Dalmatians, the Dearlys buy a huge mansion and yard for the puppies to live happily ever after in. Their owners on the other hand, w

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Entry by Scott Laffey

At the end of Up, Carl finds something to care about again in young RuSSell, a scout in need of a father figure. But even if Carl faces no consequence

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Entry by T. S. Obiech

TURBO THE HAPPY ENDING TURBO'S CRACKED SHELL HEALS, RESTORING HIS NITROUS-FUELED SUPER SPEED! HOWEVER, SINCE HE WON THE INDY 500, HIS POWER HAS BEEN

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26 ‘Happy’ Hollywood Endings That Weren’t So Happy

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CRACKED THe NEVERENDING STORY Although it's great to see Bastian get revenge and chase his bullies down, he flew Falcor down a busy street, loaded wit

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Entry by JarOCats

Now THAT BEAST IS A HUMAN, WHO'S GOING TO FEND OFF THE WOLVES IN THE FOREST? BEAUY Disney BEAST AND THE EVEN BEAST COULD BARELY OVERCOME THEM TO SAVE

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GET OUT ENDS WITH CHRIS KILLING THE ARMITAGE FAMILY AND ESCAPING CRAO .FROM THEIR ESTATE. But Chris will end up in prison or even a mental institution

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Entry by PookieJones

Sure, Willy is free. But also, the orca has no idea how to survive in the wild. CRACKED CON

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AT THE DISTRICT 9. END OF CHRISTOPHER MANAGES TO BOARD THE MOTHERSHIP AND LEAVE EARTH. AWESOME! Well maybe not, cause humanity is most definitely funl

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Entry by lemonstar

The Goonies can't save their homes because One-Eyed Willy's treasure will likely be confiscated by the government. Once the federal government finds

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Entry by lemonstar

CRACKEDcO At the end of The Little Mermaid, Ariel marries the man of her dreams. ...but, she's known him for less than a week. She entered into this

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Entry by T. S. Obiech

FoadHouse THE HAPPY ENDING... BRAD WESLEY IS DEAD! THE TOWN OF JASPER IS FREE FROM HIS CORRUPTION AND EXTORTION! HOWEVER... THESE GUYS CONSPIRED TO

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Entry by Scott Laffey

Officespace Initech burns down, destroying the CRACKED.CON evidence that Peter and his friends injected a virus that deposited $305,326 of the company

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

BATMAN Batman swoops in with his Batwing, cuts the Joker's Smilex balloons loose and later defeats the clown. 200 Wait, aren't the balloons still goin

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Entry by TheClam

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