If TV Ads Were Forced to Be Honest

Between catchy product names and awesome looking models, commercials do a great job of deceiving millions of people into buying their products. We asked our readers to show us what happens when corporations are forced to tell you the truth. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by Michael Voll

DIAMONDS... just don't think about where they from, came CRACKED COM

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Entry by luvthecubs

If TV Ads Were Forced to Be Honest

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Entry by LuisMedina1

We spent money on two things. Getting Brad pitt, and cocaine for the writers So, uh, buy some perfume. NS CHANEL

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SOCIAL SECURITY & DISABILITY LAW Surname, Surname & Surname If you had legitimate claim a you wouldn't have to resort to sleazy, cut-rate lawyers. But

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Entry by Scott Laffey

What do you want for a dollar? BURGER KING CRACKEODCON

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Entry by hagiograph

CRACKED COM Cialis tadalafil Cialis.com/EDandB acts up to 36 hours Cialis is also indicated to treat ED and the signs and symptoms of benign prostatic

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Entry by pinball7

CRACKEDCON DELTA Last in service, 4th in the alphabet. DELTA.COM

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's CRACKEDCO RIGHT HERE ATTABLE8 FOUR-YEAR-OLD KAREN THREW UP AFTEREATING TOO MUCH LAVA CAKE LITTLE CALEB HADHIS DIAPER CHANGED BY HIS IRATE MOTHER AN

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Entry by Scott Laffey

Lqla Psy Sew Magical! Sew Cute! Weekdays @ 6pm Partofthe 8hr toy commerciall block only on nickir &LR CRACKED COM

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Entry by McBeefy

Remember my topless scene in Trading Places? CRACKEDCO COM Or my dancing scene in True Lies? Now let me tell you about my bowels. ACWIVA DANNON ACTIVI

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Entry by Paka

CRACKEDco COM THAT STUFF'S RANK. GIVE ME THE PURPLE STUFF. YEAH, IT TASTES LIKE CHALK. I'LL TAKE THE OJ. rolL Sunoy Delig ANGF YUP, CHALK AND VOMIT. I

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Entry by DixonUranus

CRACKED INSANITY 60-DAY TOTAL-BODY CONDITIONING PROGRAM DAY 1 DAY 30 DAY GO oY AYO bvo

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Entry by pinball7

If TV Ads Were Forced to Be Honest

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Entry by SarahMarshall

No matter why you need to apologize GRACKED.ON this time around... Mc GLADES LEWELLERS Whether you forgot her birthday, ran over her dog. OR slept wit

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Entry by McBeefy

BECAUSE MOMMY AND DADDY NEED SOME AL NE TIME. iPad go play angry birds for a while. CRACKEDCON

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Entry by GrumpyMonkey

Not farmer? a A contractor? In construction? No? It's okay. A small penis is perfectly natural. CRACKED CON

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Entry by Robberry

CRACKED.COM Fun For kids Onl AND DAVE D&B BUSTERS DRINK SOMEWHERE ELSE!

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Entry by MelJel

Energizer CRAGKEDCONT R It keeps going, and going, and going... ...until it runs out and you need to go buy some more. Energitez Energizer 4L1S 2013 A

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If TV Ads Were Forced to Be Honest

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Entry by Edvamp

CRACKEDCO COM STAY THIRSTY, MY FRIENDS IT'S A BETTER ALTERNATIVE TO DRINKING THIS CRAP

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Entry by GrumpyMonkey

CRACKEDcO CON Airfare for four to Hawaii: $1600 Beachside hotel room for the week: $2000 Beach clothes in the winter months: $800 A painful practical

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Entry by SarahMarshall

CRACKEDCON Look like a healthy adult While you drink like a 6 year old vitaminwater. GLACEAU It's Basically Kool-Aid

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Entry by McBeefy

Get her home and show her your goodfella. SULSR 1800 y ER 18 - ascN CRACKED.COM Please bang responsibly

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Entry by LilySprite

CRACKEDOON THIS WOMAN HAS NEVER DIETED! She's just naturally thin so we put her on TV! Tired of dieting? Try dieting AND giving us money!

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Entry by NickBoyer

WE NEEDED TO APPEAL TO A YOUNGER DEMO Old Spice CRACKED

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Entry by AAEngelman

RESOLUTION. CLARITY. With 33% more piels, you'll get neither. That's because we made room for yellow, the primary color God never gave you. So forget

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Entry by McBeefy

CRACKED.COM ENY Kleanex Jergsens Shea Batter Your mom wants grandchildren. Stop wasting them. eHarmony

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Entry by ShadowSnacker

#1 Best-Seller! POCKET Hose may not grow hose at all. It may, in fact, just burst at the seems UITRA and flood your yard. Also. you probably 3X The ho

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Entry by ramirezstvn

CRACKED.COM Homeor bodrs a S HOMEOFATHC Homcopathy learn whatreal scientists think Bout homepathy Homeopathy. TV bringing yod real Iife footata homeop

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Entry by MarieHemel

CRACKEDCON GETS THE RED OUT Cause we were all young once! 4 out of 5 parents can't tell you're high LOOK 'EM IN 1 out of 5 taught you how THE EYES WIT

If TV Ads Were Forced to Be Honest

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IN CRACKED COM 12 Just 10 24 2 3 HOURS YOU CAN TURN ALL YOUR FINANCIAL TROUBLES INTO GODDAMN CATASTOPHES 7 5 6 Other conditions may apply based on lon

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Entry by bazooka

Whole Grin N 0t HEY KIDS! KEEP FOR Reese's WHINING THE AWESOME CANDY-TASTING Puffs THRILL WHILE WE LEAD YOUR DARENTS TO BELIEVE IT'S ePART OF ONY A CO

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Entry by pinball7

If TV Ads Were Forced to Be Honest

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Entry by McBeefy

CRACKED c COM Bulr Red Bul Somewhat safer than a cocaine habit

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Entry by luvthecubs

CRACKED COM amazon firetV *Not a reenactment. Mr. Busey had NO idea we were shooting a commercial.

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Entry by hagiograph

CRACKED COM YOUR FORTUNEA AWIAITO FORTUNG Mi

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Entry by 404notfound

Like everything else, our dynamic steering technology has its own limitations. GLODSTROTTER GLODBETROTTERT O VOLVO CRACKED cO

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Entry by Paka

If TV Ads Were Forced to Be Honest

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Entry by kevinjohn

GEIco With THIS many advertising campaigns, You can guess how much we spend on actual COVERAGE

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Entry by tesla777

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