What 27 Popular Bumper Stickers Really Mean

As society progresses, so too does our need to inform other drivers on the road where we stand on, well, everything.

We asked our readers to show us what those witty stickers we slap on our cars really say about us, and gave $100 to the winner ...

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Entry by DarthJay

SHARE THE ROAD I SS WATCH ME BREAK EVERY TRAFFIC LAW IN EXISTENCE AND THEN GET PISSED WHEN YOU HONK AT ME. CRAGKEDO OON

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Entry by TurdScarsdale

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Entry by Torry

What 27 Popular Bumper Stickers Really Mean

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Entry by Paka

THIS HSBUT BETTER GET ME EDUL OLIT OF e AT LEAST A TICKETS. ole FEW U

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Entry by Happy_Apathy

CRACKEDCO YOUCAZLMEABITGH LKE TSABAD THING IGETCAALEID 4 BTCH. ALOT. CANDIJSTDONTGETD

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Entry by momooveez

ORACKEDOON INSURED BY SMITH & WESSON (...but not State Farm, Metlife, Geico, Nationwide, All State or Progressive!)

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Entry by luvthecubs

What 27 Popular Bumper Stickers Really Mean

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Entry by HeikeOtt

What 27 Popular Bumper Stickers Really Mean

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GRACKEDeO CON II/ I'M NOT SPEEDING I'M QUALIFYING COULD MEAN IIIIZ I'VE PROBABLY CAUSED MORE THAN ONE WRECK

What 27 Popular Bumper Stickers Really Mean

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Entry by cliffharr

imbetter than you. CRAGKEDCON

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THINK IT'S NOT ILLEGAL YET I took 10th grade philosophy

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Entry by FunkPumpkin

What 27 Popular Bumper Stickers Really Mean

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Entry by MinorShan

What 27 Popular Bumper Stickers Really Mean

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Entry by Happy_Apathy

What 27 Popular Bumper Stickers Really Mean

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Entry by rs1

NITARIAN CRACKEDcO

What 27 Popular Bumper Stickers Really Mean

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Entry by Edvamp

I WANT TO LOOK LIKE CARE ABOUT ISSUES BUT DON'T WANT TO ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING ABOUT THEM GRACKEDCON

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Entry by gingajpv

ROSTAR TH FMPIRE X1 CAUTION SHOW DOGS OSTAR THI FMPIRE X4n FEEL FREE TO KILL HUMANS CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Perusse

O HANG Up AND BE DISTRACTED READING THIS STICKER INSTEAD

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Entry by Hammerofdawn

HOW'S MY DRIVING? 1-877-55-SAFE1 I GET THE DRIVER FIRED 1-877-55-SAFE1 CRACKED.COM

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Entry by JMV

S 600 DPAKK ACI It's 5:00 I'm an HELP ME! SOMEWHERE! ALCOHOLICH CRACKED COM

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Entry by tesla777

HONK IF YOU LIKE [Your own words here] THE SOUND OF A CAR HORN makes me feel less existential CRACKEDCON

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Entry by mightyzamfir

What 27 Popular Bumper Stickers Really Mean

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Entry by DougTheLlama

CRACKED.GOM CAUTION THIS VEHICLE MAKES FREQUENT STOPS AT YOUR MOM'S HOUSE CAUTION I MADE A FUNNY JOKE ONCE IN 1993

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Entry by 404notfound

QUESTION AUTHORITY I HAVE UNPAID PARKiNG TICKETS

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Entry by Tim Babb

OBAMA 2012 INTELLIGENT DESIGN WASHINGTON PA O1OA IT SENC I, CLEARLY, DON'TCARE ABOUT THE RESALE Value Of THIS CAR CRACKED COR

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