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20 Accidentally Disastrous Valentine's Day Messages

Valentine's Day can be a make-it or break-it situation for a relationship. And a poorly-worded Valentine can doom a person back to the depressingly lonely life of sweatpants and half-melted M&M's. We asked you to create the cards that will cause your date to pour water in your lap, and gave $100 to the winner ...

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Entry by Bennett Rea

Dear Darling, You're everything I always knew I could have. Love, Jim CRACKEDOON

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Entry by oryan

YOU'RE A GREAT CATCH! GRACKED

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Entry by ajmalm1

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Entry by Manx MacReady

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Entry by Ruy Platt

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Entry by Tim Barzyk

HEIRTYOU! CRACKED CON

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Entry by mysedai

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Entry by rs1

My Love 1 think k you're beutifel what else no matter anone says CRAEKEDCON

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Entry by krakenkraked

HAPPY VALANTINES DAY TO You! this time Ive Hey rememberedofit! Dave GRACREDCOM

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Entry by Girz

20 Accidentally Disastrous Valentine's Day Messages

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Entry by Hammerofdawn

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Entry by Perusse

20 Accidentally Disastrous Valentine's Day Messages

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Entry by Ruy Platt

CRACKEDC CON Jennifer, I truly say I never can like met anyone you. You make my life complete. I want to spend the rest of life with my you. I love yo

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Entry by IforgetLogins

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Entry by luvthecubs

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Entry by AM Smiley

you're my sugar daddy Samt CRACKEDOON

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Entry by DixonUranus

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Entry by BEMaven

20 Accidentally Disastrous Valentine's Day Messages

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Entry by mkad

20 Accidentally Disastrous Valentine's Day Messages

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