15 Ill-Conceived Displays of Patriotism

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Whether we're lighting up the sky with brightly colored explosions or simply chanting USA! over and over again, Americans have always found eloquent ways to express our love of country. But sometimes, well, we express those feelings in ways that are less eloquent and more sad, cynical and retarded.

We asked you to Photoshop us the most grossly ill-conceived patriotic displays possible. The winner is below, but first the runners up.

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