Whether we're lighting up the sky with brightly colored explosions or simply chanting USA! over and over again, Americans have always found eloquent ways to express our love of country. But sometimes, well, we express those feelings in ways that are less eloquent and more sad, cynical and retarded.

We asked you to Photoshop us the most grossly ill-conceived patriotic displays possible. The winner is below, but first the runners up.

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Entry by ligerlily

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Entry by maweki

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Entry by sticksause

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Entry by name818

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Entry by Cee-Ell

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Entry by dagur

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Entry by McBeefy

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Entry by Djavo

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Entry by newdecade

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Entry by SamLowery

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Entry by bonzozzy

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Entry by Yojan

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And the winner is ...

Congrats, ambulanceblues. You win money.

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