21 Lessons You Wish They'd Taught in School

Over the course of your entire life, institutes of learning have been wasting your time. That's why you need to pick up a copy of the De-Textbook and allow us to dispel some of the myths that have been engrained in your brain matter. And while you wait for your copy to arrive, check out the lessons our readers wished they learned in school instead of the malarkey they were taught.

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Entry by lordbaruch

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Entry by mkad

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Entry by Perusse

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Entry by Hammerofdawn

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Entry by mastermalpass

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Entry by Danzy

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Entry by Paka

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Entry by SMARTALIENQT

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Entry by AM Smiley

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Entry by Perusse

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Entry by Hammerofdawn

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Entry by Paka

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Entry by GrangerDanger

Mind Control 101 Lesson 1: How To Make Others Your Eternal Puppets

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Entry by luvthecubs

How TOFOLD A FITTED SHEET

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Entry by AM Smiley

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Entry by Ruy Platt

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Entry by bumbie

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