20 Drunk Texts from Famous Video Game Characters

We all like to cut loose every now and again. And sometimes, we make that bad decision to start texting people during these times. It turns out that video game characters have the same tendencies. We asked our readers to show us what happens when maybe these characters should've picked either the bottle or the phone -- but not both. Winner got $100 ...

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Entry by JayBander

SpriN64 3G 0:07 AM Sprin64 3G 0:07 AM Messages Guard Edit Messages Guard Edit Yeah. I you're Watcha doin'... guess right; I probably just Just back im

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Entry by MissMoppy

3G 5:30 PM ml. Mushk Messages Luigi Edit Now that I'm a hero, I think I can aim higher than a plumber. I'm gonna be a doctor! I start tomorrow! What?

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Entry by Aeracryon

20 Drunk Texts from Famous Video Game Characters

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Entry by stroduces

Messages Professor Oak Edit Hey Professor, I saw this strange thing the other day. The Pokedex couldn't identify it, what do you think it is? 000000 i

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Entry by BRWombat

5 15:16 E The hell? You have me suspended in midair again, in a structure made of glass and wood. 4:35 I thought maybe this time... 4:36 They have bir

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Entry by DoctorNemesis

PACCOM 3G 11:19 AM Messages PAC-MAN (MS) Edit Wocka-wocka? No. Leave me alone. Wocka-wocka-wocka? Have you been at the pills again? Wocka-Wocka-WOCKA-

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Entry by Agent Spiff

at AC&C 3G Messages 8:14 AM Archer new angry #2 birds yo! Edit ou need to and pay stop we're attention gaming shit on high bitch alert TEmember and fa

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Entry by Paka

mI_ NEST 3G 8:00 AM Messages Seal06 Edit Things were messy, but Vasquez got us out of Al-Asad's mostly alive. Excellent. See you soon. Check out this

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mI_ NTHRRLM 3G 9:12 AM Messages Scorpion Edit Was ripping off my head and spine really necessary yesterday? This coming from the guy who uppcutted me

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Entry by AM Smiley

TRISTRM 3G 8:13 PM Messages Deckard Cain Edit Holy Bael, I see the Butcher. S+AY A WHILE. AND LISTEN. He's the size of a Winnebago and keeps calling m

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Entry by darkcranium

CRACKEDGO COM 32 unsc unsc Sending HELPI! OK. a warthog unSc unsc 32 F a You're a Dick

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Entry by MrPuggles

mull-- BI_Mesa 3G 11:33 AM Messages Dr. Kleiner Edit Hey I just got off the phone with the administrator and they said that there's a 10% chance of a

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Entry by stroduces

15:16 E Seriously? You couldn't even spare one Phoenix Down? 11:38 Oh hey, what? 11:42 Don't pretend! I know you saw Sephiroth stab me! 11:44 11:50 As

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Entry by ETangonan

bIl 3:38 PM 76% Messages Johnny Cage Edit Sonya babe. thinkin bout u! altuir Send

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Entry by BEMaven

m_. Verizon 3G 1:13 AM Messages Sam Fisher Edit Where the hell are u? Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow. Where are u? Tom Clancy's Splinter

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Entry by quxeot

mi-- Comstck 3G 7:12 PM Messages Booker DeWitt Edit By Jove Elizabeth! The technology in Columbia is So advanced! I can wire you an instant telegraph

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Entry by Mattcee

20 Drunk Texts from Famous Video Game Characters

RECENT INQUIRY: WILL YOU NEED ME TO SPILL MORE MEATBAGS SOON MASTER? NO. NOT RIGHT NOW. MAYBE NEXT YEAR. THEN WHY DO YOU NOT DEACTIVATE FROM: ME UNTIL

20 Drunk Texts from Famous Video Game Characters

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Entry by Aaronthefat

20 Drunk Texts from Famous Video Game Characters

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