15 Holidays They Need To Invent

Hallmark has created plenty of holidays designed to make you spend money. Why shouldn't some of those days be awesome? We asked you to show us what holiday's you'd make official if you were running the show (over at Hallmark presumably).

The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by Vampiryyn

CRACKED COM MERRY BOOBMAS

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Entry by McBeefy

NTONL BEAR TICKLING DAY!! CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Hans_Solo

CRACKED.cOM HAPPY FUcK TECHNOLOGY DAY Let's Go Outside

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Entry by rflowers

NEW OFFICE POLICY: CASUAL SEX FRIDAYS CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Plan B

CRACKED.COM HAYE JRRACNIHNURRSH AN ASnAZING

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Entry by dagur

HAPPY I told you you'd NAPALM burn for cheating YOUR EX on me, you DAY! bastard. our former love, CRACKED

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CRACKED.com NEVER open your Cagemas present.

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Entry by skubasteevo

Happy half-assed job day CRACKED. COM

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Entry by CheeseGimp

PITHON WORLD whacking day sale! CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by dagur

HAPPY GIRL-ON-GIRL DAY! CRACKED.cOM

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Entry by Pete359

CRACKED. com August t 6th - 9th Forgettance Day Lest We Remember

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Entry by Vampiryyn

IFPPY STEFL FUTTG P

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Entry by Nonspec5

15 Holidays They Need To Invent

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Entry by habbazoot

Happy Procrastination D CRACKED. COM

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Entry by Syphon

15 Holidays They Need To Invent