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If Movie Titles Were Honest This Year

Let's face it, trailers and movie titles don't always tell you exactly what you're paying for. We asked our readers to present you with some accurate movie titles in hopes that maybe we'll save you some money. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by HaywireLiar

APENDICES THE PPENDICES TOLKIEN EJACKSONULATION PART II DECEMBER 13 IMAX THEHAORAIT

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Entry by AzISeeIt

YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN BUFFY POTTER AND THE OLYMPIANS CHAPTERFOUR THE TWILIGHT HUNGER BASED ON THE WORLDWIDE BESTSELLER TTHE MORTALINSTRUMENTS: CITYOFBO

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Entry by HaywireLiar

TARA REID IAN ZIERING AND JOHN HEARD SHARKJUMPSYOU! W. ) ENOUGH SAID!

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Entry by HaywireLiar

ANTHROPOMORPHIC TWINKIES YOU CAN'T UNSEE IT. JULY 3 IN THEATERS AND real 3D LLUMINATION CRACKEDCON PG despicableme

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Entry by AzISeeIt

CRACKED COMT CROODS1 THE THE JOURNEY BEGINS > MARCH 22. 2013

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Entry by AzISeeIt

The Supernatural is coming. Bring protection. I'M EVIL 0 I'M DEAD BARELY A MOME TPVETE MCRLECI OLLEINE OF APRIL 12

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Entry by Lunachick71

FROM THE DIRECTOR OF HORRIBLE BOSSES AND THE PRODUCER OF TED FAT JOKES

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Entry by Gorfinger

S SSHOLE OHR GTANLE CRACKED.COM

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Entry by ComradeZombie

FROM ABOVE THE WORLD OF CARS Disney $$$ AUCUST 9 IN 3DANDREALD3D

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Entry by Tim Babb

If Movie Titles Were Honest This Year

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Entry by Old.Man

FROM THE PRODUCER OF PARANORMAL ACTIVITY AND SINISTER ONE NIGHT A YEAR, ALL CRIME IS LEGAL. BUT THAT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER BECAUSE 10 MINUTES INTO IT

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Entry by DoctorNemesis

CRACKED CONT ONE QUIET VOICE CAN IGNITE REVOLUTION FOREST WHITAKER OPRAH WINFREY JOHN AS MIXON? CUSACK SERIDUSLY? JANE FONDA GUBA GOODING,JR TERRENCE

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Entry by DirkBelig

FROM THE DIRECTOR OF 'BRIDESMAIDS' SANDRA MELISSA BULLOCK MaCARTHY TURNER & HOOCH WITH CHICKS N THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO STAY ALIVE LONG ENOUGH TO KILL

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Entry by krakenkraked

NOTINHIS T OW N. N0 WA I CH ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER NO COUNTRY FOR YOUNG IVIEN JANUARY 18 LIONSGATE THELASTSTANOFILM.COM

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Entry by ditmarscage

FROM THE DIRECTOR O F SAW A N D INSIDIOUS They Con were Artists BASED ON THE TRUE CASE FILES OF THE WARRENS RFN ME mnAut. SA DNPANO JAMES LCURG VRURVI

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Entry by HaywireLiar

FROM STEPHENIE MEYER THE AUTHOR OF THE TWILIGHT LOVE TRIANGLE SAGA CHOOSE TO BELIEVE. CHOOSE TO FIGHT. CHOOSE TO LOVE. MULTIPLE PERSONALITY ALIENLOVE

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Entry by ComradeZombie

CRACKED.COM DANGER IS REAL FEAR IS A CHOICE JADEN SMITH WILL SMITH NEPOTISM IN IMAX MAY 31 WANaarth Aarfarth

THE WRITERS THINK WATER IS UNIQUE TO EARTH BECAUSE TOM CRUI S E SCIENCE IS HARD FROM DIRECTOR TRON: LECACY TIE o MPRUCENN aF RISE OF THE PLANET OFTHE

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Entry by Ted E.

CRACKED.COM DREAMWORKS DOPING PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUGSARE COOL! 0719.13 tunbomovoke.om

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Entry by HaywireLiar

H LLG-H- JACKMAN TH. E REDUNDANT BADASS N O SHIRT. NO SURVIVORS. N O. SERIDUSLY?

CRACKFD.COM DENZEL MARK WASHINGTON WAHLBERG 2GUNS AUGUST 2

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Entry by DoctorNemesis

Robert Kotherine Diane Amonda Topher Ben Susan Robin De Niro Heigl Keaton Seyfried Grace Barnes Sarandon Williams the terrible wedding comedy Remembe

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Entry by AzISeeIt

The USA HAS to be the best at everything. Always. Forever. No Option. No exceptions. DAMEST SPORTS UNDERDOG MOVIE EVER A NUDNSD PERK CAITY LOZ BUTE DF

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Entry by matsnowie

JEFF BRIDGES RYAN REYNOLDS MV.I.B WITH GHOSTS GRACKED.COM

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Entry by RisaRocksIt

NOT MEANT FOR CHICKS ILHIT OR DDUDDES MAY 24 5 WSREI MIMB

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Entry by Tim Babb

CRACKED BATMAN WITH SUPER POWERS

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Entry by Lunachick71

LIGKIN CREEPY ANIMAL NASKS

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Entry by BlondeFury

IN 1974. ONE MOVIE CHANGED THE FACE OF HORROR IN 2013. WE'RE STILL MILKING IT PRETTY HARD. TEXAS HIDERUNEALLDIE 3D EVIL FEEDS MANY FACES IN CINEMAS WE

Les Monotones AVEC LA FILLE QUE VOUs VOULEZ BAISER

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CRACKEDcO IHOPE YOU BROUGHT WINDEX T OM CRUI SE GRITTY V S. SHIN nou TRON: LECACY THE AND PHDUELRS oF RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES IN AND IMAX THEAT

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Entry by GallopGhost

CRACKED.COM WRATH OF KHAN WITHOUT THE EAR WORM THINGS

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Entry by 7-zark-7

MINIONS AND A FEWOTHER CHARACTERS FROM THE FIRST MOVIE CRACKEDCONT

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Entry by AzISeeIt

If Movie Titles Were Honest This Year

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Entry by DirkBelig

CRACKED COM 000 MATT DAMON JODIE FOSTER OCCUPY SPACE STATION FROM THE DIRECTOR OF 'DISTRICT g' AUGUST MRC Its BetterUpThere.com

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