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The 23 Worst Possible Ideas for Adult Films

We're not sure if people noticed, but they still make pornos that tell stories. We asked our readers to show us some adult-themed plots that would make you sit up and take notice -- just based on how awful and comfortable they made you feel. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by ramirezstvn

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Entry by usernamenazi

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Entry by GreatGrantsby

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Entry by ComradeZombie

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Entry by Mad Mann

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Entry by HaywireLiar

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Entry by HaywireLiar

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Entry by the_thirteen

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Entry by BaconGristle

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Entry by Ted E.

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Entry by lemonstar

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Entry by AzISeeIt

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Entry by AM Smiley

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Entry by Hans_Solo

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Entry by Skybandit

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Entry by Mad Mann

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Entry by DutchHoward

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