22Entry by S Peter Davis
21Entry by Lord Cownostril
20Entry by Fairview
Between those sad plastic light sabers and the even sadder Vote for Pedro shirts, the movie merchandise industry clearly doesn't try very hard.
We asked you about the merchandise that would exist if only Hollywood had the balls to make it, and offered money to whoever could photoshop the most ball-flatteningly awesome example.
Congrats, Sanchez .. You win money.
We fixed the one dumb thing about that bad movie. It’s good, now.