The Top 25 Pieces of Movie Merchandise Too Awesome To Exist

Between those sad plastic light sabers and the even sadder Vote for Pedro shirts, the movie merchandise industry clearly doesn't try very hard.

We asked you about the merchandise that would exist if only Hollywood had the balls to make it, and offered money to whoever could photoshop the most ball-flatteningly awesome example.

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Entry by Mike Huang

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Entry by S Peter Davis

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Entry by Fairview

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Entry by fancytaco

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Entry by Ian Fortey

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Entry by Gibbo69

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Entry by AnnArrogance

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Entry by Bishopwhitet

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Entry by AnnArrogance

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Entry by boredatwork

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Entry by Krick

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Entry by Mike Huang

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Entry by Mella

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Entry by Mella

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Entry by Pr3

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Entry by Rubbin Hood

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Entry by Sanchez .

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Entry by ginchael

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Entry by Zaws

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And the winner is ...

Congrats, Sanchez .. You win money.

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