21 Corporate Mascots That Would be Terrifying in Reality

21 Corporate Mascots That Would be Terrifying in Reality

We asked our readers to show us how the carefully designed cartoon characters and puppets that stand in for corporations become nightmare fuel when you bring them into the sharp focus of meat space. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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