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If Hollywood Was Honest About Sex

There's nothing the viewer loves more than a nice steamy sex scene. And Hollywood loves to put them on. We asked our readers to show us what would happen if Hollywood portrayed these scenes correctly. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by SliceofLife

I notice you don't wear underwear. Where did you get those pants? I stole them off some old bum in an alley. Ms. Connor you have contracted pubic lice

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CRaCKEDcoM 000 Wouldn'titbe super creepy and not at allhot if thatdrunk guy I met earlier and confided in broke into my place, stripped naked and sile

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CRACKED COM WARNING: DOES NO'T WOREY!!!

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Entry by ClassicCap

CRACKED COM

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Entry by TimHarvey

love yeu. :I

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Entry by TimHarvey

Wat DiSNEP LIKE DALMATIANS PLATINUM EDITION ORACKED COM

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CRACKED.COM

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Entry by ramirezstvn

mickey rourke kiu asinger DESIRE INEATULATION OSESSION 912 Mnutes 18 CRACKED cO AGITALLY KUEMASTERED COM

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Entry by Sksmith

CRACKED COM MINA: OH MY PRINCE, I CAN NOT WAIT FOR US TO FINALLY MAKE LOVE. DRACULA: UM..ACTUALLY. AS A VAMPIRE, I HAVE NO HEART BEAT. SO I CAN NOT GE

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Entry by RensB

CRACKEDC COM I want to put my eggs in your mouth to breed our perfect children.

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Entry by johnli27

If Hollywood Was Honest About Sex

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Entry by HaywireLiar

ARAGORN WOOS THE LUSTY ELVEN IMAIDEN, STARING DEEP INTO HER EYES.0 00 ..SHE SOFTLY BRUSHES HIS CHEST AS HE- *AH- AH APPendicre AHEM ..ATTENDS TO MOR

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Entry by johnli27

If Hollywood Was Honest About Sex

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Entry by DixonUranus

CRAGKED COM IS THAT CUMP

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Entry by johnli27

If Hollywood Was Honest About Sex

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Entry by HaywireLiar

COLLECTOR'S EDITION FROM THE GUYS WHO BROUGHT YOU OTHE 40-YEAROLD VIRGIN AND WKNOCKED UP FORGETTING SARAHIMARSHALL AAM UNRATED urree Ma Sarah 310.400-

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Entry by Conan420

Che ADANS COLLEGS Daily ATOMS NEWS OPINTON ARTS SPORTS ARCHIVES CLASSIFIEDS FOUR STUDENTS ARRESTED CAMPUS NEWS Lambda Lambda Lambda Rape Scandal FULL

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Entry by Trishkabibble

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