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25 Invasions of Privacy We'll Probably See Next

Like crew cuts and college sweaters, privacy is something of a relic of the past. We asked our readers to show us what George Orwell would've written about had he based his novel just a tad bit further in the future. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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