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The 30 Most Regrettable Bumper Stickers

Bumper stickers are like tattoos; they're really freaking hard to get off and they serve to tell the world how stupid we were two years ago. We asked our readers to photoshop the most regrettable possible bumper stickers. As usual, many of the entries were morally reprehensible.

The winner is below, but first the runners-up:

29

Stop Global Gooling

28
Entry by Rick K

RAMBO AND I SUPPORT THE MUJAHEDEEN RESISTANCE.

27
Entry by kicsiviz

German - s American' Bund Peace - Prosperity - Brotherhood

26
Entry by ShakeyPapers

The 30 Most Regrettable Bumper Stickers

25
Entry by ShakeyPapers

The 30 Most Regrettable Bumper Stickers

24
Entry by Rick K

So long rat race! I just founded my own dot com startup!

23

The 30 Most Regrettable Bumper Stickers

22
Entry by Rick K

counting down the days until Star Wa'rs Episode: I

21
Entry by Sanchez .

TOOT IF YOU ADORE CO(AINE

20
Entry by charlatantric

Marry Me, Lance! N'SYNC 4 LIFE

19
Entry by what_the!?

Crazy 4 Swayze!

18
Entry by Vinnie

The 30 Most Regrettable Bumper Stickers

17
Entry by xandermercury

The 30 Most Regrettable Bumper Stickers

16

VOTE FOR LARRY BECAUSE GEORGE WASHINGTON LOOKS LIKE n HOBO

15
Entry by amoirae

I'm As Macho As Rock Hudson

14
Entry by Christina H

NEGRAES ARE PEAPLE Tau CIVIL RIGHTS FOR ALL

13

N MASTER MAEIAK o 199 WPF

12
Entry by Christina H

NEVER TRUST ANYONE OUER 050

11
Entry by Chab Gassie

The 30 Most Regrettable Bumper Stickers

10
Entry by jdespirito

CATCE THE FEVER! WILLRAM ARFUISON FOR PRASKIDENIT IN '40

9
Entry by tayser

6 8 9 FUCK YOU 10 8 7 GUN OWNERS

8
Entry by Mella

I wish someone would indulge my stranger-rape fantasy

7
Entry by amoirae

Traci Lords Looks OId Enough To ME!

6
Entry by Nift

VONK iF YOU BELEVE THE HOLOCAUST WAS FAKE

5
Entry by ronlittlejohn

Honor MY GIRLFRIEND IS AN Student AT NORTHRIDGE MIDDLE SCHOOL

4
Entry by homage

dnachronism will never highlight the folly of my convictions

The 30 Most Regrettable Bumper Stickers

2
Entry by Rick K

RON SLB PAULL NO. really. 2008

1
Entry by Wodowick

J Survived The Rapture!

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Want in on this?

You'll have another chance. This week's Photoshop contest theme is:

Movie merchandise we wish they'd had the balls to make.

Post your entries in the forums. If you'd like to see the other 400+ entries from this week that didn't make it, see them here. If you missed the winners from last week, behold The 40 Most Inappropriate Children's Book Covers.

Got an idea for a future Cracked photoshop contest? Let us know.