If Famous Albums Were Retitled With Brutal Honesty

We asked our readers to go back and give critically acclaimed albums more accurate titles. After all, just because they've been called the "best" or "the greatest of all time," that doesn't mean that they really should be called "this'll sound great in movie trailers" or "we can sell 1,000 Ford F-150s with this album." The winners are below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by PosCuicuiri

If Famous Albums Were Retitled With Brutal Honesty

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Entry by PeterBanning

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The Essential KENNY LOGGIIVS *You keep using that word I don't think it means what you think it means CRACKED COM

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Entry by Perusse

GRAGKED MAROON5 WE ARE THE OPPOSITE OF GAY

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Entry by Brewhook

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Entry by Sanchez .

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Entry by Vhyxalas

If Famous Albums Were Retitled With Brutal Honesty

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Entry by OliJeffery

LANADELREY HIPSTER BRITNEY

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Entry by Vhyxalas

MUSE EVERYTHING WENT DOWNHILL AFTER WE ENDED UP IN TWILIGHT

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Entry by tralfy

TOM WAITS QUITE SOBER OBVIOUSY

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Entry by Sub

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Entry by SharkSandwich

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Entry by Retox

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Entry by odesangel

MADONNA 3RUSIO, TCCENTCALLY l IMUSICIEECHNICALLY 2 IM IMPRESSIVE 3 RUNAWAY LOVER OR YOUR SOUL IS MINE 4 I DESERVE IT. EVERY. EUCKING. PENNY. AMAAINd

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Entry by KMFDM4L

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CRAGKED.CON LOL LT LOU LOU REED & METALLICA

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Entry by juxtaposed

CRACKEDCON A THR Just IN CASE YOUR LOCAL CLASSICNOCK STATION DOESN'TGET AROUND TO PLAYING THESE EVVERY HOUR

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Entry by jekostas

CRACKED COM GUNS N' ROSE, ROSES N' DEMOCRACY Axl's cocaine bucket finally went dry GUNS t GNR

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Entry by j21

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Entry by j21

If Famous Albums Were Retitled With Brutal Honesty

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Entry by HaywireLiar

If Famous Albums Were Retitled With Brutal Honesty

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Entry by HaywireLiar

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Entry by GallopGhost

STEREO BOOBS NANCY SINATRA These Boobs Are Made For Somethin' Daddy's Friends Will Hurt You Badly Bad Lighting On the Porch

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Entry by drudru

CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION THEME SONGS CRAGKEDCON

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Entry by BRWombat

CREED GREATEST HIT CRACKED.COM

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Entry by D20

IS SHE PRETTIER THAN ME3 DO YOU F'CKING LOVE HER? > YOU'RE LEAVING, I'M PREGNANT L BROKE YOUR XBOX I BLEW YOUR DAD ON YOUR BIRTHDAY ISWEAR I'LL KILL M

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