If Holiday Cards Were Allowed to Kick Ass

Once a year, the entire world is treated to a holiday card overload. Naturally, most of these cards are underwhelming -- what with the nice family photo or cute children dressed as elves or a Santa cat plotting to kill its owner. We asked our readers to show us what some holiday cards would look like from folks who needed custom pants to fit their over-sized jingle bells. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by KMFDM4L

Why don't you wish in one hand, and shit in the other. OSee which one fills up first, Rappy olidays CRACKED.COM

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REMEMBER IT'S THE THOUCHT THAT COUNTS So, I thought you should know I want an X-box. CRACKED COM

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Entry by Perusse

S that OSanta hear the on roof?

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Entry by odesangel

If Holiday Cards Were Allowed to Kick Ass

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Entry by n00d3l5

CRACKED CON COM FALL OVER, DANN IT! Hoping have the Hanukhah dreams! you of your

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Entry by odesangel

CRACKED.COM Noel

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Entry by Perusse

CRACKED COM This year lets put the Christ back in Oh Christ! They are all DEAD!

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can't. Spel your holiday SO happy Jew Christmas! MMATZAH LA TO YOU AND YOURS! CRACKEDO

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Entry by n00d3l5

This holiday give the season... gift of Diabeetus CRAGKED

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Entry by misterq

CRACKEDG CONT I FOUND YOUR LACK OF GIFTS.. DISTURBING

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Entry by misterq

Roses red, CRACKEDe are CON Don't let them find ya I'm you from the future Try moving to China Meroy Choristas PS. Enclosedare some lotto numbers. You

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Entry by mightyzamfir

CONSUME CRAGKED.OON

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Entry by mightyzamfir

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Entry by jcutting

erry Christmas. Slut. CRACKED.COM

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Peaceo Karth eaCE on CRACKEDCO

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Entry by MBiggenson

Season's Greetings! WOW... THANKS ASSHOLE! WE JUST GOT HIM BANG! TO SLEEP.. MASH!I Christmas Rule # Banging on Drum Like a Snare A Moron Isn't Really

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Entry by j21

BAPPYHOLIODAYE OF YOUR CHOICE! CRACKEDC COM

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Entry by HaywireLiar

The greatest gift this holiday season... TAA NLY CAR

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Entry by drudru

doeds Corpus. Ex vance for Christ Parte Merryman frisk abuses dscriminatory pollcing? RALLY for NYPD MEPIDEMMAS ACCOUNTABILITY & COMMUNITY SAFET IT'S

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Entry by BaconGristle

apyry oisday Enjoy YOur SHITUY CANDLE allooate BECAUSE You're My Socictal Pressureo Boss Collection So I PRETTY MUch HAve To

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Entry by BRWombat

If Holiday Cards Were Allowed to Kick Ass

If Holiday Cards Were Allowed to Kick Ass

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