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The 22 Worst Possible Taglines for Upcoming Movies

It can't be easy to summarize what's great about a movie with just a title, poster and tagline. We asked our readers to show us just how hard it can be by coming up with the worst possible tag lines for movies due to come out over the next few months. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by woodrowgh

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Entry by CindyWF

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Entry by HaywireLiar

The 22 Worst Possible Taglines for Upcoming Movies

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Entry by darthmorbyva

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Hey. you wanted your girlfriend to like comic book movies MARVEL THOR THE DARK WORLD 11.8.13 CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR

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Entry by odesangel

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Entry by EmilioGomez

JOHNNY DEPP ARMIE HAMMER THE LONE RANGER COME SEE YOUR COSTUME FOR NEXT HALLOWEEN 2013 CRACKEDCON

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Entry by Tim Babb

CRACKED COM TOPGUN 3D WHO'S UP FOR SOME VOLLEYBALL?

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Ding Dong the Witch is HOT! Disney GREAT POWERFUL MARCH 8 2013 CRACKEDCOMA

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Entry by D20

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Entry by mightyzamfir

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Entry by mrlarry

The 22 Worst Possible Taglines for Upcoming Movies

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Entry by ThatGuy7856

The 22 Worst Possible Taglines for Upcoming Movies

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Entry by mrlarry

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Entry by K4ot1K

CRACKED CONT SPECIMEN DONOR STARBUCK NAME Has nothing to do with Coffee or Battlestars aRNMGE K naT ERGORN DOIVE ARGER BECEN AIN ESN 10D TOU FA EEIFIE

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Entry by HaywireLiar

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Entry by DixonUranus

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Entry by beefybooyawn

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Entry by HaywireLiar

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Entry by GallopGhost

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