13Entry by j21
12Entry by vitamin_k
Wearing ironic messages on your chest is a great way to tell people, "I may lack the foresight to realize how old this joke will get by the end of the day, but I make up for it with personality (written by other people)!" We asked you to offer more specific translations for some of the more popular examples of this. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...
Just one or two of those would make the world so much less awkward.