The Perfect Zingers For 15 Important Historical Moments

When time travel is invented, we're going to learn a lot about ourselves as a species. We'd imagine there will be those people who try to go back and right history's wrongs, but an underestimated subset will be the folks who use it to add the perfect zinger to those moments. We asked you to show us the bad jokes, and puns that will make time travel worth it. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by blybug

CRACKED BREAK A LEG!

14
Entry by Manx MacReady

They prefer Native American. GRACKED' COM

13
Entry by j21

GRAGKEDA COM Get to the choppa!

MDRE LIE V-D DAY!

11
Entry by Tim Babb

GRACKEDCON ACCOMPLISHIED MISSION BOX FOIC POLICE Ayt enzbPrm TNE ONITED dOT PRESIDEN HIM TUX Vero Y IM XH

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Entry by odesangel

pfie ittaimtous SReclarafion States of H(neric dfib ISrtarn uaI lrnil en ay mr.een e Fre fkiT drn TI:DRel nr ABLt hsa 4naf.r eery ithe cnnepr Aloitotl

9
Entry by junkpunch

7v35 HEY, HOW WAS YOUR TRIP ? CRACKEDO CON

8
Entry by mightyzamfir

YOU CHOSE... POORLY!

7
Entry by Manx MacReady

The Perfect Zingers For 15 Important Historical Moments

6
Entry by maluba

CRACKED.COM FIRST!

5
Entry by fairfax

/ don't wanna wait... For our liiiiiives to be o-ver... CRACKEDGOM

4
Entry by drudru

Good thinking Einstein!

3
Entry by DixonUranus

CRACKED COM WHO ORDERED THE STAKE AND QUE? FRENCH FRTES?

2
Entry by blybug

CRACKEDo COM YOUR MAMA'S SO POOR, SHE CAN'T EVEN PAY ATTENTION!

1
Entry by blybug

VERILY I SAY TO YOU, I AM THE BREAD OF LIFE. HE WHO EATS OF ME SHALL BE REWARDED FOR ALL ETERNITY. THATS way SHE SAID

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